Knew it was the Slingshot Channel before I even clicked the thread somehow.
I guess only he would be nuts enough to try something like this.
can you imagine being a civilization in the far future, where an archaeologist stumbles across this beard-slingshot
like what the fuck
[QUOTE=aznz888;49685600]can you imagine being a civilization in the far future, where an archaeologist stumbles across this beard-slingshot
like what the fuck[/QUOTE]
future civilizations unearth this slingshot and decide it's such a relic of manliness that they [B]need[/B] to clone whoever the beard hair belonged to. 500 years forward in time from now, and there'll be a clone army of these dudes fighting alien scum with slingshots.
"Wow!" This guy is such a delight to watch.
I kinda thought it was gonna be different, like not a weapon made out a beard but a still-on-face beard that also functions as a weapon. Like you walk up to a guy, the guy looks at your beard and then your beard shoots him in between the eyes, that kind of beard
The slingshot channel is slowly getting closer to filthy frank and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
it reminds me of hair cake
That's actually really gross
[QUOTE=Omniary;49697028]I kinda thought it was gonna be different, like not a weapon made out a beard but a still-on-face beard that also functions as a weapon. Like you walk up to a guy, the guy looks at your beard and then your beard shoots him in between the eyes, that kind of beard[/QUOTE]
I was honestly expecting a garrote made of beard hair.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;49697803]That's actually really gross[/QUOTE]
I wonder what hair being sanded down smells like.
[QUOTE=Rudevinny;49697646]Why not just turn your beard into a flail
Attach the head of a morning star to your beard and you get a good, unpredictable melee weapon that also doubles as a spiffy necklace when you're not maiming somebody[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but what happens if you accidentally hit yourself?
For a second i thought he was going to make the bearings from the hair of his balls.
[QUOTE=markinluck;49704738]For a second i thought he was going to make the bearings from the hair of his balls.[/QUOTE]
For all you know he did.
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