Sucks that some of these are predictable. But it was great.
Old age was uncalled for :v:
That "Hot girl" part i was like: Boobs! :v:
Shit, I just came from wookey hole where I went on one of those machines! (minus the pin thing)
[img]http://www.daysoutdiary.co.uk/files/images/daysout/wookey-hole-pier01.jpg[/img]
My card said:Electricity!
Again...[b]Shit[/b]
[QUOTE=matty928;41377858]Shit, I just came from wookey hole where I went on one of those machines! (minus the pin thing)
[img]http://www.daysoutdiary.co.uk/files/images/daysout/wookey-hole-pier01.jpg[/img]
My card said:Electricity!
Again...[b]Shit[/b][/QUOTE]
You will get killed by electrician son
Wow, the first one got me, but the rest were pretty fucking shit.
The time-travel depiction of.. what was that, WWI(?), was pretty cool though.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;41379760]Wow, the first one got me, but the rest were pretty fucking shit.
The time-travel depiction of.. what was that, WWI(?), was pretty cool though.[/QUOTE]
The american civil war I believe.
Second Gulf War actually
I thought the last one was bad but the rest were good
[QUOTE=Abrown516;41381303]Second Gulf War actually[/QUOTE]
pretty sure that was the forth crusade, bro.
[QUOTE=lifehole;41381972]pretty sure that was the forth crusade, bro.[/QUOTE]
You guys are all wrong, it's quite clearly the Battle of the Bulge, [I]if y'know what I mean[/I]
as far as i can tell that was the big bang
I totally thought the honey would get the last guy.
[QUOTE=zombays;41382102]You guys are all wrong, it's quite clearly the Battle of the Bulge, [I]if y'know what I mean[/I][/QUOTE]
Actually it's the Battle of Hastings, it occurred on 14 October 1066 during the Norman conquest of England, between the Norman-French army of Duke William II of Normandy and the English army under King Harold II. It took place at Senlac Hill, approximately 7 miles northwest of Hastings, close to the present-day town of Battle, East Sussex, and was a decisive Norman victory.
The background to the battle was the death of the childless King Edward the Confessor in January 1066, which set up a succession struggle between a number of claimants. Harold was crowned king shortly after Edward's death, but faced invasions by not only William but also his brother Tostig and the Norwegian King Harald Hardrada. Hardrada and Tostig defeated a hastily gathered army of Englishmen at the Battle of Fulford on 20 September 1066, but were in turn defeated by Harold at the Battle of Stamford Bridge on 25 September 1066. The deaths of Tostig and Hardrada at Stamford left William as the only serious opponent to Harold.
Although there continued to be rebellions and resistance to William's rule, Hastings effectively marked the culmination of the conquest of England by William. Casualty figures are hard to come by, but some historians estimate that 2000 invaders died to about twice that many Englishmen. William founded a monastery at the site of the battle, with the high altar of the abbey church supposedly being placed at the place where Harold died.
For some reason I was expecting Bear Grylls.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;41383951]For some reason I was expecting Bear Grylls.[/QUOTE]
that would have been much better and unexpected
I was expecting a gay "bear"
[QUOTE=Rubs10;41384664]I hoped his co-worker was a gay bear.[/QUOTE]
I think that would've been better. Some vague hint at flirting, then the zoom and "This is how you die."
[QUOTE=DrKinkyKinkles;41383840]I totally thought the honey would get the last guy.[/QUOTE]
I hoped his co-worker was a gay bear.
I was expecting something a little deeper with the last one like, he gets so paranoid that he starts drinking more, and it eventually gets to the point where he dies of alcohol poisoning before he realizes the brand he drinks has "bear" in the name or something.
[QUOTE=Diealready;41384751]I was expecting something a little deeper with the last one like, he gets so paranoid that he starts drinking more, and it eventually gets to the point where he dies of alcohol poisoning before he realizes the brand he drinks has "bear" in the name or something.[/QUOTE]
Or it could just be a clever pun (bear = beer)
[QUOTE=blehblehbleh;41390427]Or it could just be a clever pun (bear = beer)[/QUOTE]
that's not clever or a pun
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;41379760]Wow, the first one got me, but the rest were pretty fucking shit.
The time-travel depiction of.. what was that, WWI(?), was pretty cool though.[/QUOTE]
That looked NOTHING like WWI, how did you come to that conclusion?
Didn't know they made videos too, I own the book though :d
SCP-xxxx "Machine of Death"
I laughed the hardest at the parachute failure. "Have you guys heard of the machine of"....dead.
Nice idea and well made but the first was predictable but funny, second one was just predictable, third one was silly and unrealistic, 4th as well, last had a nice buildup but the death was pretty random and lame. Also sticking your finger into some unknown machine is pretty stupid in itself.
everyone seems to die within like a week of using the machine
I didn't find this funny. Everything was predictable and obvious. Could have used more creativity, more final destination-ish.
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