The smartcar is the vehicle you drive when you have lost all desire for enjoyment in life and simply seek to barely accomplish the everyday challenges you face
problem is it's not safe as other cars.
So instead of "fucking shit", you might be saying, "MY BOY, MY BEAUTIFUL BOY!"
[QUOTE=Ithon;48152280]problem is it's not safe as other cars.
So instead of "fucking shit", you might be saying, "MY BOY, MY BEAUTIFUL BOY!"[/QUOTE]
Gotta drive carefully with kids on board.
[QUOTE=proch;48152436]Gotta drive carefully with kids on board.[/QUOTE]
What if they're not your kids?
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;48153043]What if they're not your kids?[/QUOTE]
Then I hope you can out run the police.
Driving the wrong car ain't why drivers swear.
It's the fucking idiots in the other god damn cars doing stupid shit, were their licenses christmas presents or something ?
Car ads are always irrelevant to the actual subject, with the first few seconds being taped with unrelated shit, and I still don't know why to this day.
Like can't you just show the fucking car and not kids showing the finger
[QUOTE=Ithon;48152280]problem is it's not safe as other cars.
So instead of "fucking shit", you might be saying, "MY BOY, MY BEAUTIFUL BOY!"[/QUOTE]
Smart cars are damn safe cars actually, it consistently earns top marks and tends to out class bigger cars.
[QUOTE=FullofCunts;48153074]Car ads are always irrelevant to the actual subject, with the first few seconds being taped with unrelated shit, and I still don't know why to this day.
Like can't you just show the fucking car and not kids showing the finger[/QUOTE]
That's what car advertisements used to be, but then they realized they can rope more people in by making "emotional stories" about the car, or show the car doing something exciting and totally worthless for the average consumer.
[QUOTE=Zet;48153067]Then I hope you can out run the police.[/QUOTE]
It's a Smart Car, not a Saturn. I've got better luck driving it into a non-descript white van and making my getaway like that.
I'd rather drive a land yacht than that metal tumour growth on wheels.
This commercial made no sense, they censor the kid's middle finger and the word "fucking" at the end. But everything else was totally okay? v:v:v
Whoa, i never saw this model before. It looks like an actual car now. Reminds me of a mini countryman with a lower and snubbier front.
[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;48152127]The smartcar is the vehicle you drive when you have lost all desire for enjoyment in life and simply seek to barely accomplish the everyday challenges you face[/QUOTE]
no thats a prius
Kind of reminds me of when my little cousin was first learning to talk, she once overheard her mother say "oh shit" and all she said for the rest of the week as "ohshit ohshit ohshit".
I must be the only person on this forum who likes smart cars, non-ironically.
[QUOTE=FlandersNed;48154743]I must be the only person on this forum who likes smart cars, non-ironically.[/QUOTE]
lower tax, less money for petrol( we have to pay 1,5$ for a liter) and perfect to drive in town. In my place micra is the most popular car on the streets:)
Imagine being unironically snobby about what cars people drive
[QUOTE=FlandersNed;48154743]I must be the only person on this forum who likes smart cars, non-ironically.[/QUOTE]
I just don't get why they exist. Close to $25,000 for a car that's far outclassed in basically every way by hatchbacks that are significantly cheaper, and if you just want something small to commute in and don't need to go fast, carry things, etc, why not just get a scooter or something and save yourself 20 grand?
[QUOTE=TacticalBacon;48155722]I just don't get why they exist. Close to $25,000 for a car that's far outclassed in basically every way by hatchbacks that are significantly cheaper, and if you just want something small to commute in and don't need to go fast, carry things, etc, why not just get a scooter or something and save yourself 20 grand?[/QUOTE]
I think it makes more sense in europe since I believe small cars like smart fortwo's are subsidized.
I can't really explain why I like it so much, it just says something to me.
Although I like the smart Roadster a lot more:
[img]http://onlytruecars.com/data_images/models/smart-roadster/smart-roadster-09.jpg[/img]
God I just fucking hate other fucking drivers, they are all retarded assholes
drive MOTHERFUCKER, DRIVE, DONT JUST SIT THERE AND TEXT YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT
[QUOTE=Xyrec;48153363]This commercial made no sense, they censor the kid's middle finger and the word "fucking" at the end. But everything else was totally okay? v:v:v[/QUOTE]
Doesn't the UK have an actual fuck counter? Maybe I'm thinking of Australia
Well if the car is cheap and affordable then what's the problem?
Unless it's not, idk much about smart cars
I would love one of these with a modded engine and giant wheels and a roll cage
[editline]9th July 2015[/editline]
every time you speed and break, it will roll
Smart Cars are awesome for fuel eco though. When my mum used to have one you could fill for under £40 and it would last you more than a week depending on where you drove. Great city car, was awesome for parking as well.
[QUOTE=J!NX;48157142]I would love one of these with a modded engine and giant wheels and a roll cage
[editline]9th July 2015[/editline]
every time you speed and break, it will roll[/QUOTE]
Now this is something I wish they would've done a Top Gear episode on
[QUOTE=J!NX;48157142]I would love one of these with a modded engine and giant wheels and a roll cage
[editline]9th July 2015[/editline]
every time you speed and break, it will roll[/QUOTE]
Hayabusa engine Smart cars are amazing.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSfgkLzuBSc[/media]
I would be perfectly fine with Smart Cars if they didn't look so bad.
I drive a fucking Suzuki Swift and it looks more manly then a smart car.
[editline]10th July 2015[/editline]
There was a guy who owned a smart car in my neighbourhood and he always looked so unhappy.
[QUOTE=TornadoAP;48160886]I would be perfectly fine with Smart Cars if they didn't look so bad.[/QUOTE]
Japan has some decent ones, like this one:
[t]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/gapnire2fcod3ylp1ubi.jpg[/t]
Of course, that's because they value space and efficiency so much that smaller cars get tax breaks, which make Kei Cars and Kei Trucks popular.
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