• How to Change Your Computer's Oil
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[hd]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NzvJ0q_MqY[/hd] :v:
I love videos like this. I remember making a video claiming that I "overclocked my PSP to play Skyrim from 333Mhz to 5 Ghz" or some bullshit like that and people were asking me for tutorials.
I hate having to change the oil, this is why I'm going to buy an electric computer when I can afford one. Fossil fuel computers are really outdated and I'll be glad when they're not around anymore.
[QUOTE=smurfy;48237323]I hate having to change the oil, this is why I'm going to buy an electric computer when I can afford one. Fossil fuel computers are really outdated and I'll be glad when they're not around anymore.[/QUOTE] I've managed to wreck a few delicate hard drives with the pull-to-start mechanism. I'll probably have to switch with you.
The worst thing is when you run a really intense game and your PC exhaust starts churning out fumes. A friend of mine had a slightly older rig and tried to run Battlefield 3 without the window open, I cried at his funeral
The handbrake is fucked on my PC. Is there an easy solution for that?
[QUOTE=Buck.;48237402]The handbrake is fucked on my PC. Is there an easy solution for that?[/QUOTE] It's pretty easy to install a new one [url]https://handbrake.fr/downloads.php[/url]
You guys are lucky, my laptop's clutch got stuck yesterday and now I can't get it out of 4th gear.
OH MY GOD DO NOT DO THIS!!! This guy has no idea what he's doing, using synthetic oil will cause your PC to explode, you [B]MUST[/B] use cooking oil for your PC no matter what! Fucking report this dude
[QUOTE=smurfy;48237323]I hate having to change the oil, this is why I'm going to buy an electric computer when I can afford one. Fossil fuel computers are really outdated and I'll be glad when they're not around anymore.[/QUOTE] Pfft, yeah, as if you can find any cheap electric computer. People keep sucking off Musk because of his wacky inventions but you know damn well they're amounting to nothing. If we can just get the hard drives more compact and look into biofuels for computers we'll be fine
[QUOTE=Shotz;48237516]OH MY GOD DO NOT DO THIS!!! This guy has no idea what he's doing, using synthetic oil will cause your PC to explode, you [B]MUST[/B] use cooking oil for your PC no matter what! Fucking report this dude[/QUOTE] Nobody listen to him this makes mustard gas
Oh god, I just knew it was going to be this guy too :v:
I'm surprised Dell didn't think to put the inlet for oil refills under the Dell logo on the front of the case. I suppose it's easier to just pour it right through the grill, but I find that unless I really scrub the residue off, it gets all dusty within a week.
[video=youtube;EAH_orqEp64]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAH_orqEp64[/video]
I always find it impressive how they can feed people complete bullshit without ever giving it away in their expression. Genius
[QUOTE=Gar92;48237878]I always find it impressive how they can feed people complete bullshit without ever giving it away in their expression. Genius[/QUOTE] Marketing :v:
[QUOTE=Gar92;48237878]I always find it impressive how they can feed people complete bullshit without ever giving it away in their expression. Genius[/QUOTE] Yeah, using synthetic is for pansies, real men use crude oil.
[QUOTE=smurfy;48237412]It's pretty easy to install a new one [url]https://handbrake.fr/downloads.php[/url][/QUOTE] Ah, I always thought you wouldn't download a handbrake. Thanks for pointing me to the right direction!
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I really recommend changing your oil every 50gb. Seagate gets a lot of shit for harddrives crashing but 9 times out of ten, it's because the owner failed to change the oil and it led to disk being worn down by the friction because it wasn't getting the oil it needed
I tried this on my buddy's computer, but now it won't start up. Pressing the power button gives me this stalling sound. Should I perhaps put in some anti-coagulant?
Remember that you have to open your PSU and change the oil inside that as well, since it uses a separate system Lube it with some wd40 as well, that works amazing
He didn't use the funnel. I guess he's a professional
[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;48239020]He didn't use the funnel. I guess he's a professional[/QUOTE] You don't need a funnel if you've been changing oil in computers for over 10 years, it's natural at that point. It's just so people who have never done that don't make any mistakes.
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[QUOTE=Rixxz2;48237751][video=youtube;EAH_orqEp64]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAH_orqEp64[/video][/QUOTE] This is awesome, until you want to sell your components or you need to return something.
[QUOTE=Killowatt;48238460]I tried this on my buddy's computer, but now it won't start up. Pressing the power button gives me this stalling sound. Should I perhaps put in some anti-coagulant?[/QUOTE] Sounds like it's flooded, plug in a racing wheel with pedals, and press and hold the power button on the PC while holding the accelerator all the way down on the wheel.
[QUOTE=Velocet;48239697]This is awesome, until you want to sell your components or you need to return something.[/QUOTE] It's really only for the cool factor, it doesn't particularly help with cooling and it'll probably wear out the bearings on your fans.
[QUOTE=Velocet;48239697]This is awesome, until you want to sell your components or you need to return something.[/QUOTE] True. I still want to construct a system like this one day, but with a larger tank and a huge heatsink on top of the processor with streams of cooled-off oil shooting into it for some serious overclocking
Have you guys seen any of the new nuclear powered motherboards? I've heard they're supposed to be rad. I was thinking of getting one but I'm not sure my old combustion cpu is compatible. I've heard you can use a special kind of oil though.
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