Gotta love Dutch TV. Cannibalism, masturbation champions. we have it all
This is really fucking embarrassing.
His girlfriend is such a prude. You can't be that ugly and hold out on sex.
The weirdest thing is that he indeed has a girlfriend.
I wonder when the transition point was where his girlfriend first thought "Yeah, i'm okay with him wanking whilst I sit here sewing"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WMZdwDPzAk[/media]
But I thought this was a joke.
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;33851835]His girlfriend is such a prude. You can't be that ugly and hold out on sex.[/QUOTE]
She wasn't even ugly
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;33851835]His girlfriend is such a prude. You can't be that ugly and hold out on sex.[/QUOTE]
I don't think she's ugly.
What the hell does he mean with;
[img]http://4stor.com/images/n6RH.png[/img]
He's the one smelling of jerkoff 24/7
Oh man, he must have a [B]very[/B] firm hand-shake
10 hours... non stop...
did it have any skin left?
And masturbatathons are real?!
[img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/002/085/Kornheiser_Why.JPG?1267079689[/img]
this is an actual thing then, huh
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - Orkel))[/highlight]
God, when i saw the cat go and try and paw the flesh light...
[H2]I WILL CHALLENGE HIM FOR HIS TITLE[/H2]
10 hours masturbating non stop?
i can barely last 5 minutes.
[QUOTE=Bytecry;33852387]10 hours masturbating non stop?
i can barely last 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]
What did you do today, Bob?
I masturbated.
Uh, what?
You heard me.
O..kay...anything else?
Nope.
You just masturbated?
Yes, Dan.
But that only takes like-
Dan, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
BOB CALM D-
[H2]I MASTURBATED DAN
ALL
FUCKING
DAY[/H2]
hot
for most times in a day i think it would have to go to that one kid who died after 42 times
"A real female of course, smells, is dirty...
of course because it's a human being, it has lots of things.
So we have this anime,
isn't it clean and pretty?"
Masturbating is a hobby? Just because I do it everyday doesn't make it a hobby, that would be like saying eating is a hobby
Wait, [B]WHAT?![/B]
[editline]22nd December 2011[/editline]
Also, he has the stupidest gf ever.
[QUOTE=TF2Master;33852939]Masturbating is a hobby? Just because I do it everyday doesn't make it a hobby, that would be like saying eating is a hobby[/QUOTE]
eating is necessary
masturbation is not
therefore it counts as a hobby, be it inappropriate for some
All hail the japanese Fapmeister!
Where is his hulking right arm?
[QUOTE=xxncxx;33853023]eating is necessary
masturbation is not
therefore it counts as a hobby, be it inappropriate for some[/QUOTE]
Uh masturbation is necessary what are you talking about
[QUOTE=Bytecry;33852387]10 hours masturbating non stop?
i can barely last 5 minutes.[/QUOTE]
5 minutes? I do like half an hour to an hour usually. I thought everyone was like that.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;33853208]5 minutes? I do like half an hour to an hour usually. I thought everyone was like that.[/QUOTE]
Alright champ, 10 hours more and you can steal his crown!
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;33853208]5 minutes? I do like half an hour to an hour usually. I thought everyone was like that.[/QUOTE]
I think most people can do it in 5 if they REALLY want to
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
