What on earth am I looking at:
[video=youtube;2jJsFvQip_s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jJsFvQip_s[/video]
this is insane
CHOCOLATE WITH SPRINKLES!
I feel like I've seen the whole movie just from that 2 minute trailer
I'm confused as to why Keanu is in this? I like him, and even though he's been in some flops, he's always seemed invested in them, I'm not sure what is worth investing in here.
If it is as bad as it looks, I look forward to hearing them talk about it on "How Did This Get Made."
And agreed, the trailer is the movie summarized.
Wow what the fuck. He hasn't changed one bit since John Wick.
It's like I'm actually seeing the sequel. Dog and everything.
He's gonna let them have their fun until they kill his dog.
Man the John Wick sequel took a weird turn.
What is with Eli Roth and really shitty horror flicks?
So uh... When's the Payday 2 DLC crossover for this?
This is... hot
Reminds me of the movie Hard Candy.
Check that out if you want to watching something similar.
Damn, that blonde one is hot
I thought this was a parody with the whole chocolate and sprinkles line and the fact he's holding the dog in the family photo. Then Eli Roth's name came up...
Can't wait for all the edits with that "strapped to chair forced to listen to something" scene.
Got damnit I love Keanu Reeves... Why does he have to sign up for these movies. I want more like John Wick.
[QUOTE=Gyrodine;47782106]I feel like I've seen the whole movie just from that 2 minute trailer[/QUOTE]
You did.
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;47782640]I thought this was a parody with the whole chocolate and sprinkles line and the fact he's holding the dog in the family photo. Then Eli Roth's name came up...[/QUOTE]
pretty sure that part with chocolates and sprinkles is the cutesy voice people do with their children. higher pitched, emphasis on words, etc.
Looks like a porn parody for John Wick.
So the moral is never help strangers?
Fairly medieval but it will do, I suppose.
This looks really bad
only reason I'd want to see it is because that blonde chick is hot
Oh I am definitely seeing this. It's like Funny Games but with Keanu Reeves and sex. Even if it's awful, it'll still be amazing.
[QUOTE=gungar;47782098]CHOCOLATE WITH SPRINKLES![/QUOTE]
fucking John Wick mode activated
Imagine the reception to this trailer if the genders of the characters here were different.
[QUOTE=Blu_ninja;47782205]Man the John Wick sequel took a weird turn.[/QUOTE]
I know, he got a new dog. What the hell?
[QUOTE=booster;47782668]Can't wait for all the edits with that "strapped to chair forced to listen to something" scene.[/QUOTE]
"Keanu Reeves forced to listen to Justin Beiber"
"Keanu Reeves forced to listen to modern music"
Just to name a few. Movie looks silly. Might find it on Redbox instead.
"CHOCOLATE WITH SPRINKLES!"
oh my god why...
[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;47783905]"Keanu Reeves forced to listen to Justin Beiber"
"Keanu Reeves forced to listen to modern music"
Just to name a few. Movie looks silly. Might find it on Redbox instead.[/QUOTE]
"Keanu Reeves forced to listen to [BLANK]" was never funny to begin with.
Reminds me of Funny Games.
I'm really confused who thought this would be a good idea. This is like, "can't tell if this is real or not" level of bad.
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