This is so fucking dumb
But god fucking damn my fucking sides, it's a masterpiece.
It's a dumb masterpiece and I love it
Hello 2007.
A literal hell scape. :downs:
holy fuck 7 minutes in caught me by surprise
[editline]19th May 2016[/editline]
and how did i not expect that ending either
This made me laugh like they used to 3 years ago. Feels good, except for my sides. Jesus that KFC cook.
Didn't think I could still laugh at gmod videos like these. Felt nostalgic.
Some deep part of me kept wanting to call this dumb and ignore it, but I couldn't stop fucking laughing.
Like others said, it's bringing back that old stop-motion Gmod comedy video feeling.
... we never got ice cream. :(
I feel like I'm 13 again, these kinds of videos always make me wish I was part of it, since it looks like they had more fun making it than we did watching it.
I fuckin miss these types of videos
I haven't laughed this hard all month..
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while.
This is some classic Gmod humor.
I think there's a lot of potential for an oral history of the 2000s in GMod machinima. So much interesting stuff, and a lot of those people are actually in game dev now.
[QUOTE=Zuimzado;50354701]I think there's a lot of potential for an oral history of the 2000s in GMod machinima. So much interesting stuff, and a lot of those people are actually in game dev now.[/QUOTE]
If someone could set it up like those MTV shows, and talk about where they went after making GMod machinimas, I'd imagine it would probably be a really helpful series for new machinima folks.
Hell, even doing the history of certain gamemodes, communities, and addons is a chore all in itself. Imagine trying to tell the history of combat addons in Garry's Mod. Try thinking about famous RP gamemodes like DarkRP and CityRP which have really dramatic tales of how they got from Point A to Point B.
I still need [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1402338]to figure out SFM, and do some of my stories[/url], because damn it would be fun.
For example, one of my favorite stories to tell outside of the Fish Market crash:
[quote]Dark RP Trenches
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Most stories I have told thus far have had me playing as some forbearing character, of which most people probably question the authenticity of the story. This one though... I do not play any real important role outside of just witnessing a bit of history on some random obscure DarkRP server, that no longer exists.
For me to start with this story, I should probably give some context. In 2009, I had recently helped a group of admins take down a group known as the Plane Builders which had been exploiting bugs in the Garry's Mod dua files, that allowed people to upload things like viruses and keyloggers. This victory though came at the price of many people involved in the operation being hunted down from server to server, getting "trolled" into quitting Garry's Mod. Not me though.
Instead, I did what any "good" war veteran would do after something as large as that victory... I went to a random Dark RP server, and made a bar known as the "Burning Tripod" which was a reference to the movie War of The Servers, and how the admins of servers, after a hopeless battle over a weekend, managed to overcome the destructive mingebag "tripods" that had conquered Garry's Mod... It was oddly fitting really if you kinda think about it.
Well anyway... After I had set up this bar in some random DarkRP server, it seemed that I became the goto guy for everyone's problems on the server. Lot of the time it was people talking to me about real life issues, and I'd sometimes have to talk people out of committing suicide and the like, and on very rare occasions, people would actually talk about events going on in the server. This day was one of those days where I would finally get to hear what was going on outside my bar and apartment on the server, and that situation was a currently brewing insurrection being fueled by none-other than the Plane Builders. They had taken over several sectors of the city including the Red Warehoure, Yellow Warehouse[and building next to it], Gun Shop, and Sewers. From what I understand, the guys attacking the server were apart of a group known as "Chris's Marines" which was the remnants of a Plane Builder invasion force that has been sidetracked and most of it's equipment was bogged down on this server. The equipment they had though was pretty... lackluster? It was some low-blast radius wire explosives and a horridly inaccurate mortar that would be used to propel the explosives and light them on fire. Accuracy was a dimension of something like twenty feet. Pretty shitty if you wish to do something worth a damn, but for them, being able to attack civilian populations was worth while so... Yeah.
Well, for the past five hours the local Police Department was attempting to dislodge the Marines from the sewers in order to shut down one of their main supply routes for guns. Even though they had access to firearms from the gunshop, they still had to get the guns to the Yellow Warehouse, and transporting them on the surface was pretty much a guaranteed suicide mission. Cops pretty much had all surface routes locked down, so the next best thing was to quickly run the guns to the nearby houses with direct connections to the rail road, and then, the sewers.
It wasn't all the complicated for them really, but the cops were having a hardtime dealing with the fact that a group of insurgents would literally come out of nowhere, attack a gunstore, steal AK-47s/Shotguns, and bolt off with the weapons that would now fuel a ground war. Most details seemed to be obscured really by a lot of the players who were just passing them down from the stories they heard, but the gist was that the cops had been fighting this sewer war for probably about two hours know, and they had only managed to secure the main entry near the Nexus, and about 75% of the lower station. This wasn't enough though to stop the supplies of handguns from reaching their base of operations at the Yellow Warehouse, and without a good way to stop the Marine group, they were only getting more and more powerful as time went on.
With the Marines getting more weapons, it was obvious that some players took favor to joining the side of the Marines so they could farm money printers and have guns. Some people actually went as far as to nickname these people "traitors" as they had disowned the DarkRP community simply to farm money printers... In DarkRP. Sorta odd really, but whatever floats their boat. With this situation growing and growing though, I kept hearing gossip stories of the massive wars and battles going on in the Sewers, and then finally, someone complained over OOC that trenchlines had been built between the Yellow Warehouse and Nexus... I ran over and was met with Blastdoor trenchlines with ladders, and people roleplaying eating "babies"
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The horror of trench warfare. They resorted to eating unborn babies, and started worshipping Satan as the war dragged on against the Marines. As you can probably tell by the pictures by the way... When the trenchlines finally got setup, I joined the CPs, and swiftly got upped into the Chief spot, where I was left to my own devices against the opposing trenchline only about 20 meters away from us. It was quiet a weird sight to see two trenchlines setup in such a fashion where players were actually shooting guns at each other, and taking cover, and the occasional sound of artillery explosions were not to far off with the Marines using their inaccurate mortars against us. Quiet a scenic battle really... Yet, for all it scenery we never got to see a conclusion to it. Before any charges took place, the server had crashed. :|
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