Insightful love lessons from the /r/AskReddit archives - General

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Reddit is so terrible. [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] There are a few good sub-reddits though.

Women enjoy being stalked? Wow these guys must know lots of women! Wow holy fucking shit these people must be really fucking retarded "Don't call me in the middle in the night and ask me to go shopping with you, but its cool if you want to do things I want to do that's okay!

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;36029118]Reddit is so terrible. [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] There are a few good sub-reddits though.[/QUOTE] This logic applies to any website anywhere.

Watching it a second time with youtube captions is amusing

French accent + accordion = win.

This sounds like it was read by Pepe LePew

I know you've heard this to death, but I must say I love your accent :v: About the actual video: Holy shit, do these people live in an alternate universe of something? You're supossed to treat women like human beings, not almighty supreme femme fatales, despicable scum, sex tools or animals. Also, the comment with 1860 upvotes, what the actual fuck?

[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;36029209]This logic applies to any website anywhere.[/QUOTE] Mostly reddit

Guys I've followed every single advice on this video but nothing works :( [editline]seriously guys[/editline] am I doing something wrong?

I now have ten girlfriends. God bless Reddit.

[QUOTE=Winters;36029175]Women enjoy being stalked? Wow these guys must know lots of women! Wow holy fucking shit these people must be really fucking retarded "Don't call me in the middle in the night and ask me to go shopping with you, but its cool if you want to do things I want to do that's okay![/QUOTE] I don't know, I love it when a guy stalks me and acts like a total selfish prick. I also love how they bring up evolutionary biology, so hot. (In all seriousness I have no idea what women these guys are talking about, 13-year old girls from Facebook maybe?)

[QUOTE=QueenSasha24;36029902](In all seriousness I have no idea what women these guys are talking about, 13-year old girls from Facebook maybe?)[/QUOTE] Nah, probably the ones they made up in their head.

[QUOTE=Jorori;36029563]Holy shit, do these people live in an alternate universe of something? You're supossed to treat women like human beings, not almighty supreme femme fatales, despicable scum, sex tools or animals. Also, the comment with 1860 upvotes, what the actual fuck?[/QUOTE] Some of them are downright manipulative and it's really scary

1860 plus upvotes christ reddit... I can't tell what's worse the actual Reddit comments or the Youtube community responding to the video

what the fuck did I just watch