[QUOTE=Ardosos;47746076]How is he not dead with all the crap he eats?[/QUOTE]
He only eats expired food in small portions. And most of the time doesn't swallow it.
And over the years he's kind of built up an immunity from all the nasty stuff he's sampled.
The real question is who the fuck keeps sealed tin cakes around for 44 years.
[QUOTE=ironman17;47746309]And over the years he's kind of built up an immunity from all the nasty stuff he's sampled.[/QUOTE]
is his show actually just him preparing for the apocalypse?
[QUOTE=Ardosos;47746076]How is he not dead with all the crap he eats?[/QUOTE]
The power of Chef Excellence.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;47746329]is his show actually just him preparing for the apocalypse?[/QUOTE]
He is obviously immune to chemical weaponry by now with all the terrible chemicals he ingests with that terrible "food" and "candy" :V
Looks like those are the dessert portions of old US Army MCI rations.
[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;47746330]The power of Chef Excellence.[/QUOTE]
His stomach is lined with [i]Stay Fresh[/i] bag technology that makes and keeps anything he ingests fresher, for longer.
[QUOTE=Ardosos;47746076]How is he not dead with all the crap he eats?[/QUOTE]
I know someone worse. Do you know Shoenice22 on youtube? The guy who eats everything?
Well i know someone worse, much worse on youtube, and he is still alive, even after years of eating everything, from dirt, to christmas lights to shoes.
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