Going to bed sober vs. drunk

[markinluck]

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Sorry if it's late.

[Asmaedus]

ooO

[Bad)-(and]

i never even make it to my bed when im drunk

Unless you count outside the door to my house with one hand in the knob then yeah i do

[PHrag]

It isn't about how you get to bed, it's about what are you wearing when you wake up.

[C.C]

I have 3 levels of trying to sleep when drunk:

1. Almost sobered up, can sleep, but its a shit sleep.
2. Pretty drunk, after about 2 minutes the room starts spinning, then you get sick.
3. So bollocksed you pass out after 2 minutes and sleep, but its a shit sleep and your hungover as fuck the next morning.

[Protocol7]

Every time I sleep drunk I end up on the floor, so this is more or less accurate.

[gudman]

[QUOTE=Mabus;43461945]
2. Pretty drunk, after about 2 minutes the room starts spinning, then you get sick.
[/QUOTE]

Hang one of your legs off of the bed so it contacts with the floor. Magically everything stops spinning.

[Bradyns]

[QUOTE=Mabus;43461945]I have 3 levels of trying to sleep when drunk:

1. Almost sobered up, can sleep, but its a shit sleep.
2. Pretty drunk, after about 2 minutes the room starts spinning, then you get sick.
3. So bollocksed you pass out after 2 minutes and sleep, but its a shit sleep and your hungover as fuck the next morning.[/QUOTE]

I am the same except for the shit sleep and hangover.

[Protocol7]

My hangovers aren't ever bad, I just kinda feel like puking the next day and some pepto-bismol usually takes care of that

I'm a sleepy drunk through, 8 drinks and I'm on the floor :v:

[Géza!]

[QUOTE=Mabus;43461945]I have 3 levels of trying to sleep when drunk:

1. Almost sobered up, can sleep, but its a shit sleep.
2. Pretty drunk, after about 2 minutes the room starts spinning, then you get sick.
3. So bollocksed you pass out after 2 minutes and sleep, but its a shit sleep and your hungover as fuck the next morning.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget

4. You're in the middle of a party, music is loud as fuck. You sit down and after about a minute, fall asleep like a baby. Unlike other drunk sleeping, your head doesn't feel like it's spliting apart if you wake up after an hour or two, but you just missed the rest of the party and there is a good chance you have something drawn on your face.

[RobbL]

Why do the thumbnails of all vine and fail compilations include scantily-clad girls?

[Water-Marine]

Usually I only have two stages:
1. Sober, and I can sleep comfortably on a bed
2. That magical point of drunkness where you make everything a challenge, such as throwing a blanket in a top-loading washing machine and sleeping with the lid open

[PonceDeLeon]

I hate the next day shit that reeks of alcohol and smells awful.

[MachiniOs]

[QUOTE=PonceDeLeon;43463935]I hate the next day shit that reeks of alcohol and smells awful.[/QUOTE]
and you also don't really know the part of town you're in.