• Guardians (Russia's Avengers)
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[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vteA3NL5CXM[/media] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH_D8COMbhc[/media] This looks so fucking stupid but it has a werebear with a minigun.
at least it looks like it will be entertaining/funny because of translation errors and cultural differences, unlike DC films, which is just cringe bad so at least it has something fucking going for it
Oh. Didnt see this was late. Fuck. Nevermind i guess.
[QUOTE=AaronM202;50944609]Oh. Didnt see this was late. Fuck. Nevermind i guess.[/QUOTE] Dude, you have one Late rating. Don't fuck up your thread because of one or two ratings. When someone points you to the thread where this was mentioned first, then you know you're late.
Russian superhero movies are always shit.
All the motion and fighting have absolutely no impact or weight to it. The werewolf is shooting the guy in mid air but the bullet hits barely move him at all, same goes for the sword fighting, it's just awkward to watch.
[QUOTE=Loadingue;50944753]Dude, you have one Late rating. Don't fuck up your thread because of one or two ratings. When someone points you to the thread where this was mentioned first, then you know you're late.[/QUOTE] [url=https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1531983]Well...[/url]
It reminds me of that one russian movie I've one seen on TV. Now, I don't know if it was real or if it was just a fever dream I had, I don't remember what the movie was called and I've never heard about it before or after, but basically the whole movie was 1:1 copy of the first Iron Man film, except that instead of Tony Stark there was some russian teenager and instead of the iron man suit there was like a black flying soviet car that he found to impress his girlfriend and secretly save people in moscow from like accidents and normal superhero shit. Now I know it doesn't sound too much like iron man, but I swear that if you saw that movie you would understand what I meant. Everything in terms of plot and development was just ripped straight out of it. The bad guy was like this bald tracksuit gangster(?) guy (or maybe he was an oligarch, this seems like it would make more sense since he had lots of money) who also really wanted to have a flying car like he did, so he kidnapped some old soviet engineer people (who were previously established characters in this movie I think as the creators of the car) and lied to them that they were to build a new flying car for the russian government to make russia great again or something. So they built him like this big flying white BMW, with white upholstery and all this rich tasteless shit that rich russian people put in their cars Even the ending was (almost) exactly like in Iron Man - basically the two of them has like an air battle and the good russian teenager is loosing, and they keep going up, and then the bad guys BMW freezes because they are too high up, and he ends up flying to the space and the orbit while the cool guy gets back down to get all the pussy and vodka in the moscow. Russian posters, please tell if me this movie exists, I need to know that I'm not crazy.
[QUOTE=WhyNott;50944902]It reminds me of that one russian movie I've one seen on TV. Now, I don't know if it was real or if it was just a fever dream I had, I don't remember what the movie was called and I've never heard about it before or after, but basically the whole movie was 1:1 copy of the first Iron Man film, except that instead of Tony Stark there was some russian teenager and instead of the iron man suit there was like a black flying soviet car that he found to impress his girlfriend and secretly save people in moscow from like accidents and normal superhero shit. Now I know it doesn't sound too much like iron man, but I swear that if you saw that movie you would understand what I meant. Everything in terms of plot and development was just ripped straight out of it. The bad guy was like this bald tracksuit gangster(?) guy (or maybe he was an oligarch, this seems like it would make more sense since he had lots of money) who also really wanted to have a flying car like he did, so he kidnapped some old soviet engineer people (who were previously established characters in this movie I think as the creators of the car) and lied to them that they were to build a new flying car for the russian government to make russia great again or something. So they built him like this big flying white BMW, with white upholstery and all this rich tasteless shit that rich russian people put in their cars Even the ending was (almost) exactly like in Iron Man - basically the two of them has like an air battle and the good russian teenager is loosing, and they keep going up, and then the bad guys BMW freezes because they are too high up, and he ends up flying to the space and the orbit while the cool guy gets back down to get all the pussy and vodka in the moscow. Russian posters, please tell if me this movie exists, I need to know that I'm not crazy.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it exists, that would be "Черная Молния", "Black Lightning".
This looks fun
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