• Man who is in sexual relationship with car
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When I first saw this I thought, oh, the guy is probably just obsessed with working on his car or something, no biggie. I was wrong. Dead wrong. You don't have to watch the whole thing to get the jist of what's going on here. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONBGIMrlSjw[/media]
Five minutes earlier, I watched the pony confession simulators and thought nothing I saw today could be any weirder. After watching this, I realize that I was wrong.
Addiction to baby powder? Loving a car? Fake and Gabe, Not even trying. -10/10 would not Newell.
Oh man there's 3 seasons of this shit? Time to cringe for 24 hours straight
[QUOTE=Smashing Good;36094490]Five minutes earlier, I watched the pony confession simulators and thought nothing I saw today could be any weirder. After watching this, I realize that I was wrong.[/QUOTE] His car must be a murderous Tulpa that is forcing him into a relationship.
I watch this show all the time with my friends, its goes from pretty funny to pretty sad quickly
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Oh man the show producers should have blindfolded Nathaniel and then take the blindfold off as they are taking a sledgehammer to his car. That'd be good TV.
[QUOTE=DohEntertainmen;36094518]Addiction to baby powder? Loving a car? Fake and Gabe, Not even trying. -10/10 would not Newell.[/QUOTE] what
I wonder if he ever tried sticking his penis in the exhaust pipe.
Fuck man its not even a good car.
What confuses me is why the lady that snorted baby powder didn't perhaps used an isolated area, perhaps sat at a tarp when she was doing her little thing, to minimize the mess and not make her apartment look like a cocaine addict's heaven. :x
I watched this a few weeks back. I started off by feeling sorry for him, then understanding.. but his fetish for licking "her" grooves crossed the line. [QUOTE=simzboy;36094613]I wonder if he ever tried sticking his penis in the exhaust pipe.[/QUOTE] wouldn't be surprised. probably hurt himself
[QUOTE=simzboy;36094613]I wonder if he ever tried sticking his penis in the exhaust pipe.[/QUOTE] oh god that is such a bad mental image
The licking and kissing/romance with the car was weird, but hey, whatever rides your car. The snorting of the baby powder and the girl just saying "Well, no problem there, I'll just keep doing it" made me want to slap her. I know it's better than smoking, but I still find putting so much stuff up your nose feels even more dangerous than smoking.
Gonna suck if he crashes the car or leaves the hand break off when he gets underneath it.
Reminds me of that documentary about women who had sexual relationships with objects and buildings, you know, as in, the fucking Eiffel tower.
[url]http://jezebel.com/5146666/objectum-sexuality-when-relationships-with-inanimate-objects-become-intimate[/url] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GyOeJ8bo6g[/media]
Right up the exhaust pipe.
Why a 96 Monte Carlo?
At this point, can it even be called a relationship?
[QUOTE=Mr._N;36096009]At this point, can it even be called a relationship?[/QUOTE] If it can be interacted with, it can be a relationship. Relationships are not exclusive to living things. The parts in an engine have relationships as well. This is just directly translating what my psychology teacher told me, that everything relates to something else.
Couldn't help but smile when the music came on while he explained about the lookout area, inanimate object or not they make a cute couple. [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] Okay nevermind, he's fucking the thing now. Moment ruined.
There's a guy in the town over from mine who is in an intimate relationship with his Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla. [url]http://seattlest.com/2008/05/23/edward_smith_wa.php[/url] [editline]27th May 2012[/editline] He also said he liked going up and having relations with parked cars on the street and in showrooms
someone post the giant documentary about this.
[QUOTE=simzboy;36094613]I wonder if he ever tried sticking his penis in the exhaust pipe.[/QUOTE] They're probably taking their relationship slowly.
The saddest part is, he can never meet Chase's parents because Henry Ford is dead. :(
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;36100648]He also said he liked going up and having relations with parked cars on the street and in showrooms[/QUOTE] He sounds like a car rapist/molester.
What the christ. That whale has a VERY strange anatomy. Her face is the size of texas, but her arms are like twigs. What the hell, seriously.
I wonder what he'll do if his car ever gets stolen
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