"At the end of the day, the user closes his office door..."
I thought they were gonna cover a whole new feature.
This is unbelievably high tech, not only is this really exciting for PAN interaction, but also really scary in its ability to track you.
This sounds like a great tool for helping blind people.
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;49087943]"At the end of the day, the user closes his office door..."
I thought they were gonna cover a whole new feature.[/QUOTE]
Disney is going to know a lot about my routine consisting of touching refrigerator handles and my penis.
"This is the 7th vibrator you have used today"
This is really cool
Opening Saved Porn
Would you like a list of local psychiatrists?
It's like a portable Clippy.
[I]"It looks like you're having intercourse. Play tutorial?"[/I]
Scary...
Disney's certainly the last company I'd expect to work on something like this.
Either way, I still want one.
[QUOTE=Berkin;49088542]It's like a portable Clippy.
[I]"It looks like you're having intercourse. Play tutorial?"[/I][/QUOTE]
"It seems like you are incapable of pleasing this woman. Need help?"
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49088644]Disney's certainly the last company I'd expect to work on something like this.
Either way, I still want one.[/QUOTE]
Disney work on a lot of technologies. This whole channel is dedicated to various studies, from manufacturing to cinematography techniques.
Holy shit, this would make smartwatches not only useful, but potentially put them into their own niche which would separate them entirely from phones.
Disney's come far since the humble days of the Mouse.
so yeah, my daddy works at disney research and he gave me a prototype of this device :^)))
[vid]http://s1.webmshare.com/7DEeB.webm[/vid]
I touched my penis and it said "warclub"
Jesus christ, that's incredible.
I can totally see more developed versions of these being used in the future
Who needs to see anymore, I'm going to sell my eyes for bitcoins.
HOW DOES IT KNOW
like seriously, how the shit does it know you're touching a doorknob vs a ladder
[QUOTE=aznz888;49094502]HOW DOES IT KNOW
like seriously, how the shit does it know you're touching a doorknob vs a ladder[/QUOTE]
Magic, obviously.
Oh God, this shit is amazing
awesome device!
Now blind people can work with power tools once more!
Disney has done a lot of incredible stuff
[video=youtube;E4tYpXVTjxA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4tYpXVTjxA[/video]
[video=youtube;EcRSKEIucjk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcRSKEIucjk[/video]
[video=youtube;L7DGq8SddEQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7DGq8SddEQ[/video]
[video=youtube;MMa2oT1wMIs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMa2oT1wMIs[/video]
I do not think we should call this the information age but the integrated age.
I see this is being helpful for blind people. I just don't get how it measures things like the speed of the dremel.
[QUOTE=aznz888;49094502]HOW DOES IT KNOW
like seriously, how the shit does it know you're touching a doorknob vs a ladder[/QUOTE]
In a very high-level view, when you touch something metallic or generally interact with something that creates electromagnetic noise, that EM noise is sent through your body in the form of tiny electrical currents, which are then picked up by the wristwatch. Those tiny electrical currents come in a pattern which is determined by what caused them. For instance, the EM noise a drill makes is different to that of a laptop. In the same way that you can [B]hear and differentiate between[/B] things that make audible noises (e.g. you can tell the difference between a car engine running and a cat meowing...I hope), this wristwatch does the same but with electromagnetic "noises". The only differences are that:
1. The noise is electromagnetic, something we can't detect
2. The wristwatch has been trained via "machine learning" to be able to differentiate very well between different noises. In the same way you probably couldn't tell whether an [B]audible noise[/B] source was a drill running or a dremel running without being told which noise is which, the wristwatch must also be "told" what sources make what [B]EM noise[/B] - in this way, it learns what EM noise a doorhandle makes when you touch it and it knows what EM noise a fridge makes. It can probably also extrapolate to be able to say "well this 'sounds' like a car I 'heard' last week so I'm gonna' guess it's a car even though it 'sounds' different" (of course when I say 'sound' I mean EM noise and when I say 'heard' I mean 'detected electrically')
That's the gist of it, hope the analogy made sense
[QUOTE=shruszka;49089666]so yeah, my daddy works at disney research and he gave me a prototype of this device :^)))
[vid]http://s1.webmshare.com/7DEeB.webm[/vid][/QUOTE]
hug mom, DICK launch Pornhub?
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