Batman teaches you the facts of life!
How To Shave
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jty_RX2el4g&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL[/media]
How To Paint a Painting
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiat0Y9u8Qg&feature=relmfu[/media]
How To Make A Sandwich
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVQkf_TrX7U&feature=relmfu[/media]
How To Read
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfIfgKcMF74&feature=related[/media]
How To Deal With A Bully
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zAd_ebnaKY[/media]
How To Be A Pussy Cat
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoIrzFLzsko&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL[/media]
Oh I remember these. These are awesome
I particularly liked that last one.
Mmmm, look at that neckbeard. Also, that's just a little too much shaving cream.
Why are Gabes always fat?
And why is my penis hard?
[QUOTE=superdinoman;30016978]Why are Gabes always fat?
[/QUOTE]
A study was conducted in 2003 showing that naming a child Gabriel, and consequently shortening the name to 'Gabe' causes an irrevocable dysfunction in the fat cells and insulin sensitivity, causing the person to gain fat very fast. There is also a correlation between the name "gabe" and a penchant for procrastinating work on projects that people want or need.
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