Genitalia (The Jimquisition) - General

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meM4yvlhDPA[/media] Touching upon the wardrobe malfunction Ubisoft recently had and the acceptableness of shlong vs meat wallets in video games.

there's not just naked dudes in WD2, there's also fully nude women in the game too BESIDES this particular pedestrian model. In fact, the guy that uploaded the video of the guy pissing [URL="https://youtu.be/na1w5UjAr8I"]also uploaded this[/URL] (NSFW, OBVIOUSLY)

this video is fucking hilarious holy shit jim stopped giving a shit

[QUOTE=Doritos-pope;51407135]there's not just naked dudes in WD2, there's also fully nude women in the game too BESIDES this particular pedestrian model. In fact, the guy that uploaded the video of the guy pissing [URL="https://youtu.be/na1w5UjAr8I"]also uploaded this[/URL] (NSFW, OBVIOUSLY)[/QUOTE] wow they suck at hula hooping

I mean he isn't wrong. Dicks are way less taboo in video games.

[QUOTE=Destroyox;51407570]I mean he isn't wrong. Dicks are way less taboo in video games.[/QUOTE] There's far more games with tits in em than dicks

Yeah but boobs aren't held with the same stigma. I mean we could go into a page long discussion on whether boobs even count as genitalia, that's how interpretive it is.

Video starts at 1:20

Thing is, it's not even a decent cunny. From what I've seen, it's just a mediocre texture on a "Ken doll" undercarriage. I bet they don't even sound like ferns, like. If anything, Ubisoft should be apologizing not for having a cunny in their game, but for having such a shoddy attempt at a cunny in their game, and promise that they'll patch in a better cunny at a later date.

Great video honestly, he's spot on, it's not the end of the world and he doesn't make it seem like it... We just want more pussy in video games alright? Not like we're getting it outside anyways.

before I watch this video does he bring a valid point?

gimme de pu$$y b0ss

[QUOTE=sipderbat;51409230]before I watch this video does he bring a valid point?[/QUOTE] dongs are commonplace twats are taboo dongs have a very noticeable difference in state between flaccid and aroused twats don't visually change very much between states

[QUOTE=ironman17;51407712]Thing is, it's not even a decent cunny. From what I've seen, it's just a mediocre texture on a "Ken doll" undercarriage. I bet they don't even sound like ferns, like. If anything, Ubisoft should be apologizing not for having a cunny in their game, but for having such a shoddy attempt at a cunny in their game, and promise that they'll patch in a better cunny at a later date.[/QUOTE] Why would you ever use the word 'Cunny' when Vagina, Pussy, Cunt, Twat, and any other permutation of the word that doesn't sound like a 10 year old describing their no-no place exists.

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;51409603]Why would you ever use the word 'Cunny' when Vagina, Pussy, Cunt, Twat, and any other permutation of the word that doesn't sound like a 10 year old describing their no-no place exists.[/QUOTE] Idk, it's short for "cunt" wich is basically the most vulgar word in common use.

[QUOTE=Ott;51409489]dongs are commonplace twats are taboo dongs have a very noticeable difference in state between flaccid and aroused twats don't visually change very much between states[/QUOTE] is this a sum up or quote?

The penis joke about The Order had me choking

[QUOTE=ironman17;51407712]cunny[/QUOTE] Triggered

[QUOTE=Ott;51409636]Idk, it's short for "cunt" wich is basically the most vulgar word in common use.[/QUOTE] Why's the short version one syllable longer? Also I find it quite funny that it's one of the most offensive English term since the French equivalent is as commonplace as the word "fuck" in English.