• Real-Life Superhero's Nose Broken By Real-Life Muggers
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ORzKsJQNf4[/media]
Oh god it's all in reverse now.
Kick-Ass much?
As cool as it would be to be a superhero, it just doesn't work in real life. Criminals don't work the way they do in fiction. The idea that I can just run out now and put on a costume, save the world and be home in time for tea is absurd. It's admirable that these people want to go out and fight crime but why don't they just join the police instead? Wouldn't that be the smartest thing to do?
His costume is awesome though.
[QUOTE=PulpedFiction;27369200]As cool as it would be to be a superhero, it just doesn't work in real life. Criminals don't work the way they do in fiction. The idea that I can just run out now and put on a costume, save the world and be home in time for tea is absurd. It's admirable that these people want to go out and fight crime but why don't they just join the police instead? Wouldn't that be the smartest thing to do?[/QUOTE] How about he join the police and wear a costume? Or how about the whole police force just get costumes so now it kind of looks like super heroes irl.
[QUOTE=PulpedFiction;27369200]As cool as it would be to be a superhero, it just doesn't work in real life. Criminals don't work the way they do in fiction. The idea that I can just run out now and put on a costume, save the world and be home in time for tea is absurd. It's admirable that these people want to go out and fight crime but why don't they just join the police instead? Wouldn't that be the smartest thing to do?[/QUOTE] It's about sending a message that you're not completely powerless as a civilian. Imagine if everyone were like him. The reason for why it's dangerous is that criminals don't like anyone standing up, but if everyone did it would be the rule and not the exception.
[QUOTE=Rammaster;27369488]How about he join the police and wear a costume? Or how about the whole police force just get costumes so now it kind of looks like super heroes irl.[/QUOTE] I don't think people will take them seriously if they did that.
[QUOTE=Neolithic v7;27369749]The reason for why it's dangerous is that criminals don't like anyone standing up, but if everyone did it would be the rule and not the exception.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of school a bit.
you know there a good hero when the police are against them.
Wow this guy is so bad ass.
He had it coming. Can't be a super hero and not expect to get hurt.
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;27369790]I don't think people will take them seriously if they did that.[/QUOTE] I'm sure they would if they all looked like riot cops. The problem would then be them abusing power, however.
He would be more badass if he didn't show himself in public, only at night sneaking around.
Crime doesn't happen only at night, but yeah he'd be more awesome if he didn't walk around all the time with his awesome costume. He could also do with some tranq guns at least.
He could've also conditioned himself to be at the peak of physical fitness like Batman
Holy shit since when were there real life superheros? This is fucking awesome.
See I told you! He's going to get hurt, even worse in the future probably
Lesson learned. First get superpowers, THEN the costume.
Again, this is more like a sort of costumed neighborhood watch than a costumed avenger.
[QUOTE=Clavus;27371615]Lesson learned. First get superpowers, THEN the costume.[/QUOTE] unless you are rich
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;27370399]Crime doesn't happen only at night, but yeah he'd be more awesome if he didn't walk around all the time with his awesome costume. He could also do with some tranq guns at least.[/QUOTE] I think shooting tranq darts at people would be pretty illegal. It wouldn't really fly as self defense either because of the way he actively gets himself involved.
Going to lead to: [img]http://images0.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/3806355/I-AM-THE-HERO-THAT-GOTHAM-DESERVES.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=BATMANOLO[/img]
Fuck the cops, let them man do what he wants to do.
[QUOTE=Jacob_sword;27372578]Fuck the cops, let them man do what he wants to do.[/QUOTE] The cops fear for his safety.
He should get a tazer. Superhero Gun-
I knew this was going to happen eventually.
[QUOTE=Binladen34;27372678]The cops fear for his safety.[/QUOTE] no the cops fear for there job.
[QUOTE=Jacob_sword;27374396]no the cops fear for there job.[/QUOTE] because superheros are going to replace cops
-but you could have been killed! -hmm, maybe Thats badass :v:
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