Bear Grylls uses a baby seal as a wet suit.

[aliendrone123]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL1Yqw5eIsg[/media]

Jesus H. Christ, does he get even more bad ass by the season?

Oh and I couldn't find something of better quality.

[Moose]

Crazy bastard, wearing seal skin.

[editline]15th February 2011[/editline]

I mean that's just pretty gross really.

[Monty Pie-thon]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

But in all seriousness the guy has some fucking balls.

[BigOwl]

Hahahahahaha! What the fuck?!

[Bragdras]

I don't actually know the use of it but why do you say it's a bit over the top?

I mean it's already dead, duh, who cares if he takes the skin off a carcass of a baby seal.

[F1101011]

That's pretty metal

[milkandcooki]

Now he's going to drink his own piss.

[Chef salad]

Wearing a baby seal as a wetsuit.
Better drink my own piss.

[phlexiglass]

ITT: People overreact to survival

I mean come on I'm eating and I don't care. Its really not that bad.

[thisispain]

was that really necessary bear

[phlexiglass]

Yes yes it was.

[ze beaver]

[QUOTE=xxncxx;28059235]ITT: People overreact to survival

I mean come on I'm eating and I don't care. Its really not that bad.[/QUOTE]

Survival?

There's probably a hotel 100 meters away from where they filmed this.

[No_0ne]

I feel bad for the guy who watches this show and ends up getting lost somewhere.

[Randdalf]

Bear Grylls is actually a character in an ongoing postmodern epic, a struggle to survive against nature's wrath. The final scene of the story will end with Bear Grylls taking on an actual bear, just because he's hungry, then upon the completion of his task transforming into a real bear - becoming one with the bear.

It's 1am

[Sorin]

[QUOTE=ze beaver;28059319]There's probably a hotel 100 meters away from where they filmed this.[/QUOTE]

But really, if you think about it, that doesn't make a difference.

[RIPBILLYMAYS]

Makes him look younger

[RagingHadron]

[QUOTE=No_0ne;28059336]I feel bad for the guy who watches this show and ends up getting lost somewhere.[/QUOTE]
I can see the headline now, "Lost man survived by wearing seal skin, drinking piss and eating shit".

Yes, Bear Grylls has eaten shit.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q97hBJ7alKI[/media]

[Boatplugs]

[QUOTE=RagingHadron;28059463]I can see the headline now, "Lost man survives by wearing seal skin, drinking piss and eating shit".

Yes, Bear Grylls has eaten shit.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q97hBJ7alKI[/media][/QUOTE]

What a fucking idiot. He wastes precious water washing the shit off of a partially digested apple. The nutrition from that bit of apple isn't going to do shit (pun not intended) unless you haven't eaten in days.

[Collin665]

[QUOTE=reedbo;28059806]What a fucking idiot. He wastes precious water washing the shit off of a partially digested apple. The nutrition from that bit of apple isn't going to do shit (pun not intended) unless you haven't eaten in days.[/QUOTE]

There was a river next to him.

Maybe.

No there wasn't.

[ionuttzu]

[QUOTE=reedbo;28059806]What a fucking idiot. He wastes precious water washing the shit off of a partially digested apple. The nutrition from that bit of apple isn't going to do shit (pun not intended) unless you haven't eaten in days.[/QUOTE]
In that episode he was in the Carpathian mountains in Romania, there's loads of rivers and lakes in the forests around there.

[M_B]

[QUOTE=Bragdras;28059142]I don't actually know the use of it but why do you say it's a bit over the top?

I mean it's already dead, duh, who cares if he takes the skin off a carcass of a baby seal.[/QUOTE]

the use of it is for warmth. same concept to wetsuits

[editline]14th February 2011[/editline]

anyway he's kind of a fake† but still a god damn bad ass.

† he does do everything you see on camera, but there's actually a crew of people that do it all first to make sure it's cool, and he over dramatizes to much unneeded degrees. he also usually stays in a nearby hotel, as the locations aren't even nearly as remote as he makes you think

[Higginz511]

"Everyone thinks i'm a pussy who stays in hotels i'll show them"

[The Spie]

disgusting

[evilweazel]

[QUOTE=The Spie;28060807]disgusting[/QUOTE]

Aw, does your pussy hurt now?

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=evilweazel;28060855]Aw, does your pussy hurt now?[/QUOTE]

my pussy actually does hurt really bad right now

[Lazyboy0337]

Drinking my own piss.

Better drink my own piss.

[materialsafety]

Hell yeah, Bear. Now, make a tent out of Grizzly Bears and drink their piss

[TheDudeGuy]

Now I'm starting to think he's just insane.

[doomkiwi]

Swimming in the water for no reason is going to cause him hypothermia. I don't care if he has a wetsuit vest, it doesn't work if most of your body isn't covered!

[Obama Yo Momma]

Seals suits are gateway suits. First its seal, then its walrus. Has he no self control?