• How to hide an erection
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAU_fzbHZdw[/media]
Or just tuck it under your beltstrap. [editline]06:50PM[/editline] Every time.
I love how the narrator avoids saying penis but at the end he says "BIG FAT THROBBING PENIS" :buddy:
Or you can whip it out at the girl in front of you and go "LET'S FUCK"
i don't get a boner when someone walks past me...
i wear boxers everytime i get a boner while wearing my it goes side ways no one sees it EVER!
i put a hole in my pants and underwear so i dont feel constrained when this happens
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;18373719]i wear boxers everytime i get a boner while wearing my it goes side ways no one sees it EVER![/QUOTE] You put on a boxer when you know your erection is going to go sideways? How does that work?
I do that pocked thing almost all the time :(
Rated clock, I first saw this about two or three years ago. Anyway, I wear tight underwear with loose pants.
I wear loose shorts with loose boxers, I can control myself fabulously.
Awesome video.
[url]http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection[/url]
I remember seeing a SNL commercial for a drug that does the opposite of viagra. For example when the most unfunny guy of the show, Will Forte had the problem of being attracted to grade school girls at a soccer game, and needed to not be so stuck up there at that time. As for me, this news came too late. It does not help when she is a looker, sitting next to you, turns your direction and stretches them in your face. Boing! Not to mention when she buys an expensive birthday present. I eventually just lost control to the point I tracked her down the year afterward, and went all the way to her apartment and delivered it to her despite her being like "What are you doing!? No! I already have a boyfriend! Ahh!" That was not wrong and a creep thing to do, right? Otherwise I have some problems.
Loving how many euphemisms there were for his junk, especially at the end.
i just always sit with my legs in a 4 position.
All of Facepunch already knows this.
I think of things like mutilating your junk and shit. also [img]http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krqyysGH2t1qzqhfyo1_500.jpg[/img]
I find that if you're sitting, you lean forward and lift your heels off the ground a little bit and keep your toes on the ground (without making it look to suspicious) it goes away even quicker.
good idea, gets rid of those awkward moments while making you feel uneasy.
I just wear a jacket and keep my hands in my jacket pocket things.
I put one of my hands in my pocket and act like I'm trying to get something out of it (if I'm sitting down) and I grab it and squeeze, but not to hard, and it usually goes away after about 2 minutes or so.. works better if you actually do have something in your pocket that you can get out.. like gum or a pencil or something.
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