a fat idiot cant crouch jump in black mesa - General

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Is he recording his monitor with a camcorder?

Doesn't it tell you how to crouch jump earlier in the game? [editline]17th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=PotatoArmada;37707703]Is he recording his monitor with a camcorder?[/QUOTE] Looks like it, when the screen gets dark enough you can see the reflection of a tripod.

i wonder how this guy got past Xen in the original Half Life if he doesn't know how to crouch jump

[QUOTE=Leather Belt;37707707]Doesn't it tell you how to crouch jump earlier in the game? [/QUOTE] yup, but just he doesnt comprehend it, he actually used a barrel for that.

[QUOTE=TMBGFan;37707723]i wonder how this guy got past Xen in the original Half Life if he doesn't know how to crouch jump[/QUOTE] He didn't even play the original Half life.

-snip- God damn ninjas.

Wow this made me cringe, cry, and fart all at the same time.

It hurts me to watch it I just want to hit ctrl every time he jumps.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkLlaybndbE[/media] christ

To be fair, crouch jumping isn't a very common gameplay mechanic, and the mod doesn't make it all that clear for new players what to do. [editline]dicks[/editline] Guess I was wrong, sorry lol

snip craptasket beat me to it.

How is he using the HEV suit if he didn't even pass the training? Man, I wasted an afternoon doing that "hazard course" and nearly died. Then I spent a week in the hospital. I bet he thinks he can just avoid the tough experiments if he complains enough.

[QUOTE=Craptasket;37707838]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkLlaybndbE christ[/QUOTE] Ha I love how how he waits till he's within a foot of the barnacle before deciding to whip out his pistol

I honestly thought that this was a troll video and was not meant to be taken seriously. I browsed through some of his shit though and lord behold this was a serious video...

They need to hire this retard as a playtester. Seriously, A retarded playtester would be a handy way to gauge just how intuitive any one mechanic is for the lowest common denominator. (read: Fat American manchildren who have never had to do anything more mentally taxing than play CoD their entire lives)

[QUOTE=DFC;37707869]To be fair, crouch jumping isn't a very common gameplay mechanic, and the mod doesn't make it all that clear for new players what to do.[/QUOTE] besides the prompt when the jumping mechanic is first introduced in bms that specifically says "use space and ctrl"

This is what happens when people with no experience with the old FPS games play a remake. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just so cringe worthy. I instinctively hit crtl whenever he jumped because it was like [B]PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER GOD DAMMIT.[/B]

A near 10 min video stuck there and ranting. How did this become a playthrough ep.

fucking bugged jumping mechanics

[QUOTE=DFC;37707869]To be fair, crouch jumping isn't a very common gameplay mechanic, and the mod doesn't make it all that clear for new players what to do.[/QUOTE] Crouch jumping is in nearly every Source engine game (and hell, even GoldSrc games). I had no idea people even have a problem with BM:S's crouch jumping since I do it instinctively. :v:

He calls it a bugged jump mechanic (in the "11th" video) my god. Has he NEVER played a game where you don't have to crouch jump?

[QUOTE=WaffleCopter;37707992]A near 10 min video stuck there and ranting. How did this become a playthrough ep.[/QUOTE] I dunno, ask mashitima they partnered this dumbass.

[QUOTE=Craptasket;37707838][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkLlaybndbE[/media] christ[/QUOTE] Why does he constantly leave his flashlight on? Does he forget it's even on or something?

I just realized that he's like a male iJustine.

[QUOTE=Craptasket;37707838][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkLlaybndbE[/media] christ[/QUOTE] That fucking laugh at 00:27

Its kinda like watching a retard bang his head against the wall trying to figure out how to turn on the lights. Even every halo game had crouch jumping ffs, how do you not know this shit?

[QUOTE=Nidhogg;37708082]Why does he constantly leave his flashlight on? Does he forget it's even on or something?[/QUOTE] why not leave it on? it's got unlimited battery life

Gentlemen, meet the modern FPS gamer.

oh it's darksydephil, probably one of the most pretentious and shit youtubers on the planet. literally everybody in the fighting game community hates him because he's a pretentious dickhole who thinks he's the next messiah of fighting games.