oh my fucking brain are you serious what the hell
clocks everywhere
What in the [i]duck[/i]
It looks like some kinda parasite
All TMNT porn is now inaccurate.
Oh god, what the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
Does it wish to feed on human flesh?
it wants to FEED
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfpFU6X9Mo8&feature=player_embedded[/media]
This is literally the scariest fucking thing I have seen all month. The fucking penis is self aware.
out of curiosity, how is that supposed to fit in turtle butt?
[editline]13th January 2012[/editline]
nvm forget what I just said, how is it supposed to get in turtle vag?
Anyway I can erase a memory from my mind? FOREVER?
Where the fuck does that thing hide when he isn't randy?
[QUOTE=Laferio;34187935]it wants to FEED
[/QUOTE]
damn that turtles shitty at sex. He can't even get it in the hole and he keeps trying to bite his girlfriends head.
That shit looked like something out of Alien.
Even had the suspenseful buildup before the reveal.
What the living fuck.
Where does it even come out from and why is it so scary looking
What's going on here, isn't everybody's penis shaped like this?
Or is it just me?
Why the flying fuck would a turtle need a penis that big
no wonder why they move so fucking slow
brb never looking at tortises every again in the history of looking at tortises
good god what the fuck its like a mouth oh god
What in the flying fuck, it looks like an alien parasite.
It's afraid!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRlKX5A6vkE[/media]
Did that guy just give his tortoise a handjob?
I bet [I]all[/I] the ladies love him.
Holy fucking shit that is definitely the most horrifying thing i have ever seen in my whole entire life so far
Well it looks like I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.
OH GOD OH GOD IS THAT A FLOWER OR A CHODE
[QUOTE=DrLuke;34192456][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRlKX5A6vkE[/media]
Did that guy just give his tortoise a handjob?[/QUOTE]
what the christ
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