I present to you, 2 typical british teenagers.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXwENp1OYCY[/media]
My mum was shouting at me before to come watch this before when it was on TV except she didn't say what it was so I was just like "fuck that I'm playing crackdown 2 and I'm in the middle of a match I can't abort right now" but that match fi...nished about four minutes after so I'd already missed the faggot TV show and then EVEN THOUGH we have sky+ she wouldn't rewind the thing she so desperately wanted me to see except she explained it to me afterwards and it sounded identical to what the description on this video except I don't know if I want to watch it because I saw some audition a minute ago for a girl called Cher and she was fucking SHIT but the judges loved her I mean how the fuck can you be whatshername's favourite audition when you badly sing a shitty version of a retarded song, that's like three bad atrocities to my ears and if it hurt me then I can't be the only one who didn't like it despite the audience clapping like fucktards though I bet there was a cue to clap from the X Factor directors because they rig the show duh.
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[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;24621922]My mum was shouting at me before to come watch this before when it was on TV except she didn't say what it was so I was just like "fuck that I'm playing crackdown 2 and I'm in the middle of a match I can't abort right now" but that match fi...nished about four minutes after so I'd already missed the faggot TV show and then EVEN THOUGH we have sky+ she wouldn't rewind the thing she so desperately wanted me to see except she explained it to me afterwards and it sounded identical to what the description on this video except I don't know if I want to watch it because I saw some audition a minute ago for a girl called Cher and she was fucking SHIT but the judges loved her I mean how the fuck can you be whatshername's favourite audition when you badly sing a shitty version of a retarded song, that's like three bad atrocities to my ears and if it hurt me then I can't be the only one who didn't like it despite the audience clapping like fucktards though I bet there was a cue to clap from the X Factor directors because they rig the show duh.[/QUOTE]
Kay
They could feed an entire african village for years.
Someone kill them.
I wish Simon had just pulled out a fucking Colt 1911 and executed them fucking bitches.
At least one of them tried to be polite...
Embarrass yourself on national tv, way to go.
[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;24621922]My mum was shouting at me before to come watch this before when it was on TV except she didn't say what it was so I was just like "fuck that I'm playing crackdown 2 and I'm in the middle of a match I can't abort right now" but that match fi...nished about four minutes after so I'd already missed the faggot TV show and then EVEN THOUGH we have sky+ she wouldn't rewind the thing she so desperately wanted me to see except she explained it to me afterwards and it sounded identical to what the description on this video except I don't know if I want to watch it because I saw some audition a minute ago for a girl called Cher and she was fucking SHIT but the judges loved her I mean how the fuck can you be whatshername's favourite audition when you badly sing a shitty version of a retarded song, that's like three bad atrocities to my ears and if it hurt me then I can't be the only one who didn't like it despite the audience clapping like fucktards though I bet there was a cue to clap from the X Factor directors because they rig the show duh.[/QUOTE]
What are you talking about Cheryl, you were watching this from the Judges panel
Cheryl Cole is hot.
[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;24621922]My mum was shouting at me before to come watch this before when it was on TV except she didn't say what it was so I was just like "fuck that I'm playing crackdown 2 and I'm in the middle of a match I can't abort right now" but that match fi...nished about four minutes after so I'd already missed the faggot TV show and then EVEN THOUGH we have sky+ she wouldn't rewind the thing she so desperately wanted me to see except she explained it to me afterwards and it sounded identical to what the description on this video except I don't know if I want to watch it because I saw some audition a minute ago for a girl called Cher and she was fucking SHIT but the judges loved her I mean how the fuck can you be whatshername's favourite audition when you badly sing a shitty version of a retarded song, that's like three bad atrocities to my ears and if it hurt me then I can't be the only one who didn't like it despite the audience clapping like fucktards though I bet there was a cue to clap from the X Factor directors because they rig the show duh.[/QUOTE]
What the hell is this supposed to be?
These are the worst kind of people.
oh i love being british
"Bubbly"
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No shit
[QUOTE=Muzz1;24621909]I present to you, 2 typical ENGLISH teenagers.
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]
[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=gXwENp1OYCY[/URL]
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Fix'd
Typical British teens?
Do you even live in Britain?
[QUOTE=gt118;24622525]Fix'd[/QUOTE]
english and british = same thing dogg
[QUOTE=bazyboy;24622619]english and british = same thing dogg[/QUOTE]
Shut the fuck up no they are not. If I am proud to be British, it doesnt mean Im proud to be English. Because Im not.
[QUOTE=bazyboy;24622619]english and british = same thing dogg[/QUOTE]
No it's not
I know so many people exactly like those two, I bet that they also claim to be random.
[QUOTE=bazyboy;24622619]english and british = same thing dogg[/QUOTE]
I was going to post about how retarded those two girls sounded, but you just stole their thunder.
Bravo, lad.
Now get out.
[QUOTE=bazyboy;24622619]english and british = same thing dogg[/QUOTE]
English = England
Britain= Great Britain (United Kingdom).
[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;24621922]My mum was shouting at me before to come watch this before when it was on TV except she didn't say what it was so I was just like "fuck that I'm playing crackdown 2 and I'm in the middle of a match I can't abort right now" but that match fi...nished about four minutes after so I'd already missed the faggot TV show and then EVEN THOUGH we have sky+ she wouldn't rewind the thing she so desperately wanted me to see except she explained it to me afterwards and it sounded identical to what the description on this video except I don't know if I want to watch it because I saw some audition a minute ago for a girl called Cher and she was fucking SHIT but the judges loved her I mean how the fuck can you be whatshername's favourite audition when you badly sing a shitty version of a retarded song, that's like three bad atrocities to my ears and if it hurt me then I can't be the only one who didn't like it despite the audience clapping like fucktards though I bet there was a cue to clap from the X Factor directors because they rig the show duh.[/QUOTE]
Near enough the same thing happened to me, I was on facepunch and they were all like come watch x factor! I was screw xfactor but i'm glad I caved in, it was absolutely hilarious. the bit where she hit her was really good and when she called that judge a nobody or whatever, id never seen her. and Cheryl Cole is mega fit. I hope this essay is a good enough reply to yours.
The other one looks like she has downs
5.00 is classic tv
UUGgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i can't watch this, it's just too horrible
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