• Let’s (NOT) Play – The Cautionary Tales from Depths of Youtube
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[i]”In modern times, the world is in a period of instability. The mighty champions, who usually take the grand stand in making fun of bad Let’s Plays for the amusement of the internet, are currently at war with the seemingly endless abominations of endless '90s adventure games. Their secondaries went on a hunting voyage in an unnamed South American country and since have not returned. In modern times, the task of making fun of terrible Let’s Plays on the internet falls in the hands of 2 people who have absolutely no right to be doing so. Those are stories that feature them, in their journey of realization that no matter what they do, there is always worse. So come with us and once again enter the world of bad Let’s Plays, as we shout at the abyss that once tried looking into us."[/i] As you may or may have not guessed from this little preamble, many of those who once stood under the banner of Retsuparae, have took upon themselves other projects. The internet needs new heroes, and we sure as hell not them. However, in the meantime, this means that we can try to fill in this void for fun and profit. And much anger to accompany it alongside. [b]We are:[/b] [u][url=http://www.youtube.com/user/Anony1200]Anony1200[/url][/u] [u][url=http://www.youtube.com/user/gufu1992]Gufu[/url][/u] [u][url=http://www.youtube.com/user/deadmrfred]Fried[/url][/u] And together combined, we are… well… two and a half people. But the important part of course, is that we are here to try to uh… “not copy” their concepts. Or at least “not completely”. “Mainly partially”. “Ah yes, The Reapers.” But the point is that we make fun of bad Let’s Play’s that are on Youtube. And I welcome you to share this painful, rage-inducing, and yet – very informative experience. So, sit down, get some popcorn, and uh… “enjoy”. [b]Videos:[/b] Additionally, we usually release videos around Friday. However, we are going to release 3 videos during the Thanksgiving week. [i]Let's NOT Play: Match 3 Strategies with the star of Home Alone.[/i] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TwpIy2-FhI[/media] I always thought that Macaulay died from a drug overdose or something. You always learn something new. [b]Warning, we ran into some recording problems during this. Feel free to skip this video if it gets too bothersome, of course.[/b] [i]Let's NOT Play: The Joys of Rabbit Slaughter.[/i] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5EWnDu5h2k[/media] Twice the Gufu, twice the success. Never again. [i]Let's NOT Play: Uh... Earthbound?[/i] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrbJlKjecog[/media] I still think it is Metal Gear. [i]Let's NOT Play Turkey Bowl Special: Yeah, Earthbound.[/i] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9RQoTzXyxQ[/media] Just like the game, this Let's Play is a ze- [i]Let's NOT Play Turkey Bowl Special: DAMN YOU, LET'S PLAY![/i] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEHB3VRhHkQ[/media] Let's play as done by a first-generation Puritan. [i]Let's NOT Play Turkey Bowl Special: A simpler TF2 for a simpler time[/i] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvYdkbWxWoU[/media] Observation of hatless Poor and Irish of TF2 console gaming community. [b]We couldn't bear so many re-runs of 15 minutes of this. The crash was a god-send.[/b] [i]Let's Not Play Christmas Special Part 1: Soda Machine Tycoon (Shortened)[/i] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrYvVBUw1Mw[/media] Today's class: Why you shouldn't Let's Play a Tycoon Game. With special guest, Fried. [i]Let's Not Play Christmas Finale Parts 1 and 2: An MMO for small children and an advertisement for growth serum.[/i] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-fBZasQEPQ[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clrBkeGsJ-U[/media] We proclaim the finale of "Season 1" with this double video feature. [b]Our new channel is here:[/b] [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/LNPHeadquarters[/url] I will make a new thread when we start the next "Season". [i](Suspicious Quotes)[/i]
So, basically, you're Retsupurae'ing?
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;33367705]So, basically, you're Retsupurae'ing?[/QUOTE] Your avatar shows the correct reaction. But yeah, pretty much. The guys are busy with Long Plays for now, anyway.
First part of the Turkey Week has been posted in the OP.
I watched the first one, I get the impression you're trying a bit too hard.
So basically, retsuprae. [editline]21st November 2011[/editline] Oh wow I'm late.
[QUOTE=gufu;33367748]Your avatar shows the correct reaction. But yeah, pretty much. The guys are busy with Long Plays for now, anyway.[/QUOTE] Actually, ChipcheezumSA is doing Retsupurae's, too. But it's still great to see more commentary of commentary of games, it's a really interesting concept.
Chip does weirder videos, like the one where he counts all the words the guy said during the video. You need to find a specific way of doing retsupurae. The main channel mostly is "man this video sucks" (but still being unique in its own way,) Chip does the more zany stuff. If you can find a happy medium where it's still entertaining without trying too hard, you done good [editline]21st November 2011[/editline] Actually fuck it why don't we have a retsupurae thread yet
[QUOTE=Conro101;33380545]If you can find a happy medium where it's still entertaining without trying too hard, you done good [/QUOTE] We'll certainly be working towards this, and if the general reaction is going to be positive, continue the series beyond the current predicted run of 8 to 10 episode. [QUOTE=Conro101;33380545]Actually fuck it why don't we have a retsupurae thread yet[/QUOTE] Good question, I suggest to create it once Rets and/or Chiz come back to producing material.
We continue the Turkey Week with a word from a religious figure. Which may or may not at all be religious. Inquisition is always on watch.
We end the Turkey week on a high note of mumbling over TF2 gameplay. Why, we'll never know.
Hey guys, we're back in business, showing that we're totally not a Retsupurae rip off by totally not doing Ridley Voice out of nowhere.
Well guys, our first target of the "Season 1", is complete. To celebrate this, We posted two video finale, of sorts. Oh, and we moved to a new channel: [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/LNPHeadquarters[/url] We proclaim the channel as active by posting a Lost Episode video of sorts. Excepts the video wasn't uploaded to his account, on account of Anony being afraid about his lackluster social relations with fans of Family Guy. But hey, no one can point his generic german voice on this account, so ha! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvs2cVktn_Y[/media] All further updates will be done in a new thread, hopefully, we'll get a fresh start with less double posting.
What the hell is Retsupurare and this is basically worser than Call of Duty Lets Play on Machinima
Can't match Slowbeef 'n the 'Beetus, sorry. They're the perfect team.
I personally wouldn't try and compare myself to the dynamic duo if I were you. It'll only end in disaster. They're just way too naturally talented. [editline]27th December 2011[/editline] Or rather, associate.
[QUOTE=Jackald;33902094]It's Retsupurae except you're not as funny or likeable.[/QUOTE] Oh hey, something we actually acknowledged in the OP. How nice of you to point it out. Again. [QUOTE=plokoon9619;33902464]What the hell is Retsupurare and this is basically worser than Call of Duty Lets Play on Machinima[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.youtube.com/user/retsupurae[/url] There you go sir, enjoy something for once. [QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;33902511]Can't match Slowbeef 'n the 'Beetus, sorry. They're the perfect team.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=CheeseMan;33904054]I personally wouldn't try and compare myself to the dynamic duo if I were you. It'll only end in disaster. They're just way too naturally talented. [editline]27th December 2011[/editline] Or rather, associate.[/QUOTE] Well, considering that they are the people who were in a way, creators of Let's Play, they obviously have much more experience and skill with this. We're not trying to one-up them, or even people like Cheep Chezum. We are just trying this ourselves. Sure it's a pretty big jump in quality between true RP and our works, but it would be silly to assume that really, anyone can just jump into this and try to rival, well, anyone. We had positive responses, we had negative responses, and I personally think that we are getting better with time. It's actually quite nice to have any comments on this. Hopefully, one day, they will be helpful and constructive in their majority. But hey, thanks for watching.
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