[QUOTE=Yogkog;40234696]It is spoiler-free?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
Yahtzee bashes pretty much anything wrong he can find in a game, so I think it's saying something if he doesn't have anything bad to say about the gameplay.
[QUOTE=Yogkog;40234696]It is spoiler-free?[/QUOTE]
lots of butts but no spoilers
Cozy butts
[QUOTE=UnMute;40236009]Cozy butts[/QUOTE]
With nice conversation pieces.
-Snip-
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;40236050]He did mention that it was another corridor shooter where the jump key is pretty much useless, but it didn't seem to have much impact as he segwayed into the topic of the rail transportation system thing.[/QUOTE]
No, he didn't, he specifically said the game ISN'T that and that the skyrails make it not like that.
[QUOTE=simkas;40236060]No, he didn't, he specifically said the game ISN'T that and that the skyrails make it not like that.[/QUOTE]
so it becomes one whenever there aren't skyrails
[QUOTE=Bean Shoot;40235798]Yahtzee bashes pretty much anything wrong he can find in a game, so I think it's saying something if he doesn't have anything bad to say about the gameplay.[/QUOTE]
not really, he's a critic not a reviewer
i love yahtzee but his opinion means exactly fuck all
Infinite was crap why the fuck did an interesting plot about an uprising have to become fucking doctor who half way through complete with dumb nonsensical moralising where "both sides are just as bad as each other" no fuck you Infinite I was having [I]fun[/I] mutilating racists on their feet.
seriously the first two games were doing just fine exploring politics and ethics why the fuck did Infinite just drop the ball when it was doing so well?
I'm still waiting for an april fools video where Yahtzee goes nuclear on silent hill 2 and calls it the worst game of the universe.
[editline]10th April 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=BrainDeath;40236264]Infinite was crap why the fuck did an interesting plot about an uprising have to become fucking doctor who half way through complete with dumb nonsensical moralising where "both sides are just as bad as each other" no fuck you Infinite I was having [I]fun[/I] mutilating racists on their feet.
seriously the first two games were doing just fine exploring politics and ethics why the fuck did Infinite just drop the ball when it was doing so well?[/QUOTE]
I can't tell if you're being serious or not
[QUOTE=BrainDeath;40236264]Infinite was crap why the fuck did an interesting plot about an uprising have to become fucking doctor who half way through complete with dumb nonsensical moralising where "both sides are just as bad as each other" no fuck you Infinite I was having [I]fun[/I] mutilating racists on their feet.
seriously the first two games were doing just fine exploring politics and ethics why the fuck did Infinite just drop the ball when it was doing so well?[/QUOTE]
The hell are you even talking about? It's been playing with the alternate realities thing from almost the very start of the game and there was no plot about an uprising, that was just a fairly minor plot point that came into focus at one point in the game to introduce a new enemy.
[QUOTE=BrainDeath;40236264]Infinite was crap why the fuck did an interesting plot about an uprising have to become fucking doctor who half way through complete with dumb nonsensical moralising where "both sides are just as bad as each other" no fuck you Infinite I was having [I]fun[/I] mutilating racists on their feet.
seriously the first two games were doing just fine exploring politics and ethics why the fuck did Infinite just drop the ball when it was doing so well?[/QUOTE]
Fitting name you've got there.
so i take it yahtzee didn't like bioshock 2... did he review it at all?
[QUOTE=Skyward;40236384]Fitting name you've got there.[/QUOTE]
If you're going to insult me for not liking what you like why just not tell me to go fuck myself?
The first two games had a point, a message - they said something interesting and made you think. Infinite didn't it just fucked about with dumb meta BS and it wanted me to believe that "fighting oppressive racist regimes is just as bad as running them"
[editline]10th April 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;40236483]so i take it yahtzee didn't like bioshock 2... did he review it at all?[/QUOTE]
He did
[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;40236483]so i take it yahtzee didn't like bioshock 2... did he review it at all?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1494-BioShock-2[/url]
yeah just saw it again, looks like he has mixed opinions about it.
we never got to play as a vending machine though...
[editline]10th April 2013[/editline]
another character protagonist does function as a vending machine though..
maybe ken levine is a giant yahtzee fan.
[QUOTE=NeoSeeker;40236536]yeah just saw it again, looks like he has mixed opinions about it.
we never got to play as a vending machine though...[/QUOTE]
why would you want to play as a vending machine? Elizabeth never looks like she's having much fun in combat
heh, at the end of the Bioshock 2 review he says "in bioshock 3 they'll let you play as a fucking vending machine"
he was close in that Elizabeth is a vending machine for you with all her coins/salts/health/ammo
I liked Bioshock 2.
I can definantly agree that Comstock is no Andrew Ryan.
[editline]10th April 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Marden;40236724]I liked Bioshock 2.[/QUOTE]
Same here. I think it helped make Rapture feel like a bigger city than we thought, as well as a story with a more touching ending than the first game.
I don't agree with what he says about Bioshock 2, but his "GET OUT" line made me laugh.
[QUOTE=krail9;40236234]not really, he's a critic not a reviewer
i love yahtzee but his opinion means exactly fuck all[/QUOTE]
Not exactly, sure he overemphasizes minor issues, but when he compliments something about a game, you know it's a standout feature and might be worth looking at. If it wasn't for him, I would never have found Spec Ops the Line, Amnesia, Stalker or the first Walking Dead
Like being up somebody's butt - It's great, 8/10
Yahtzee Crawshaw, Zero Punctuation.
[QUOTE=krail9;40236234]not really, he's a critic not a reviewer
i love yahtzee but his opinion means exactly fuck all[/QUOTE]
I'd say he's a comedy reviewer or something of the sort.
what he says actually means something, he just really enjoys taking the piss out of everything.
really you have to have a certain state of mind, and have already played the game before watching the review in my opinion.
in the end though his videos are more for shits and giggles than anything else. but he does make good points, and i generally agree with him.
All I know is that if he gives a game a tiny bit of praize, it's good.
[QUOTE=Zeb Brown;40250149]All I know is that if he gives a game a tiny bit of praize, it's good.[/QUOTE]
Not only that, but he explicitly said this game was good, and possibly even great. So it must be fucking phenomenal.
And it is.
I think this dude has some pretty bad opinions, like his Souls videos where he was super incompetent and only played like 2 hours of each, but this video was pretty enjoyable
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