Facepunch's guide to kissing girls

[DrVivi]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBo5-6WotEM[/media]
You guys could learn a few things from this guy.

[Pascall]

How dare you make me watch this disaster with my own two eyes...

I saw this video the other day and it's just as painful the second time lol. Poor dude.

[dimitrik129]

this fucking hurt

[XNiggerHunter88X]

This is the league above hover hand.

[Fire Kracker]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPASI3YsnKE[/media]

okay so like i found his first kiss much more weird omfg

he's devouring her face like it was some kind of pasta bowl

[HookerVomit]

I regret clicking this. I thought it'd be cute.. how wrong I was.

[UncaringNonchala]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51087642][img]https://chie.club/files/images/st/38be8ef2-f1ac-40d4-8ebd-055ae67a6aaa.png[/img]
Tits.[/QUOTE]

You're never getting laid, I guess.

[BlackBirdNL]

I can top that

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1ZCEZow5_M[/media]

[WishesForFishes]

What the fuck are these from holy shit

[Drury]

You know the world is fucked up when Soviet leaders kiss each other better than these people.

[Curls]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/fmckFUC.png[/t]

[Curls]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51088262]Devourer of mouths.[/QUOTE]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/QPw3lo5.png[/t]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51088274][U]​DEVOURER OF MOUTHS[/U]

[IMG]https://chie.club/files/images/st/afaa1f1c-a275-48c3-b5aa-aaed97f5b53b.png[/IMG]
Now the real fight begins![/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;0USHTGezY1E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0USHTGezY1E[/video]

[tisseman890]

Oh god that's so hard to watch, poor guy.

[Loopoo]

All these clips remind me of the shit you see on eFukt, especially

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fmckFUC.png[/IMG]

[Pantz Master]

[QUOTE=loopoo;51088320]All these clips remind me of the shit you see on eFukt, especially

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fmckFUC.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I thought it would be this:
[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=2H5VRJ4RxRg[/media]

[Hickleberry]

What the hell is wrong with him? How do you make it to 27 without ever kissing someone?

[Khaos92]

This actually gave me a headache

[Darth-Veger]

[QUOTE=Aetna;51088967]What the hell is wrong with him? How do you make it to 27 without ever kissing someone?[/QUOTE]

If your life exists entirely out of playing games in the weekend and working throughout the week then sure it could work out.
I know at least 2 people who are like this

[burgerdemon]

[QUOTE=Aetna;51088967]What the hell is wrong with him? How do you make it to 27 without ever kissing someone?[/QUOTE]

A lot of people 30+ never even hugged the opposite sex

[NoOneKnowsMe]

[QUOTE=Aetna;51088967]What the hell is wrong with him? How do you make it to 27 without ever kissing someone?[/QUOTE]

It's simple: Don't kiss someone.

[Fetret]

[QUOTE=Khaos92;51089006]This actually gave me a headache[/QUOTE]

Glad I'm not the only one. Squeezed my temples like crazy out of frustration, what the fuck is this?

[wasteyboi]

I saw him grab her arms and hug her and by that point everything was just a loud, static-like blur

[Joazzz]

[QUOTE=Aetna;51088967]What the hell is wrong with him? How do you make it to 27 without ever kissing someone?[/QUOTE]i'm well on my way to that, sorry for being a huge fucking loser

[Thomo_UK]

I kiss boys

[Dreyzie]

Oh, god. I'm 21 and never kissed anyone. Is this the fate that awaits me?

[Cinnamon]

I mean, it took me until I was 21 for my first kiss, and I've got to say that it's not all that it's cracked up to be :v:

Neither me nor my partner really "get" kissing. A hug and a peck on the cheek in the morning before we leave for work usually suffices; None of this tongue-swallowing slobberfest that these videos show, lordy. What a trainwreck of a television show.

[MasterKade]

I got a kiss from a girl in the same class for my seventh birthday

does that count?

[Gufu]

[QUOTE=Joazzz;51089136]i'm well on my way to that, sorry for being a huge fucking loser[/QUOTE]

We all to make sacrifices for the Emperor, Joazzz. It's okay, soldier.

[Loopoo]

[QUOTE=MrWhite;51089195]I mean, it took me until I was 21 for my first kiss, and I've got to say that it's not all that it's cracked up to be :v:

Neither me nor my partner really "get" kissing. A hug and a peck on the cheek in the morning before we leave for work usually suffices; None of this tongue-swallowing slobberfest that these videos show, lordy. What a trainwreck of a television show.[/QUOTE]

Probs not doing it right. Kissing with tongue is awesome, as long as it's not a tongue-fuck session and you're not ramming it down each others' throats. I personally prefer just biting their lower lip, I'm not hugely into the tongue stuff, but it's nice when it happens.

[OvB]

[QUOTE=BlackBirdNL;51088199]I can top that

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1ZCEZow5_M[/media][/QUOTE]

Christ almighty