NOPE: These Male Ants Are Copulating With a Dead Queen While a Spider Eats Her - General

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq8q8vv2R7Y[/media] I may be the only one having a bigger fear of ants than spiders. Those huge ones.

So many levels of "nope". I love how the spider's like "Uh, what are you guys doing... What the fuck are you guys doing!? Guys, stop, just fucking stop already, stop it, GOD DAMNIT STOP FUCKING MY MEAL YOU FUCKING FREAKS"

Kinky.

Dear sweet god no

Shouldn't the ants attack the spider...

The spider is all like "Ummm... what the FUCK are you doing with my dinner?"

I imagine this to be awkwardly uncomfortable for the spider. Just imagine someone fucking your food as you're eating it.

[QUOTE=MajorMattem;35276704]I imagine this to be awkwardly uncomfortable for the spider. Just imagine someone fucking your food as you're eating it.[/QUOTE] Sounds appetizing.

[QUOTE=MajorMattem;35276704]I imagine this to be awkwardly uncomfortable for the spider. Just imagine someone fucking your food as you're eating it.[/QUOTE] Whole new meaning to Hamburger Helper.

dinner AND a show!

Needs a brazzers logo.

Then that means the spider is eating the male ant's... OH MY GOD

I'm going to need both hands for this one.

;_;

Nature is disgusting

If I were an ant I'd find that pretty hot. I'm not an ant though so that shit is gross.

[QUOTE=DeandreT;35284001]If I were an ant I'd find that pretty hot. I'm not an ant though so that shit is gross.[/QUOTE] Probably not even then. Most ants (aka the workers) don't even breed, only the few males and the fewer queens. Hell, the workers are actually sterile. So there's a good chance that even if you were an ant, you wouldn't find this hot. And even if you [I]were[/I] a breeding ant, you still probably wouldn't find it hot. Unless if you were some sort of weird ass ant necrophiliac, like the ones in this video. /takingjokewaytooseriously ... There's porn of ant necrophilia somewhere out on the internet now, isn't there?

I'd rather eat Randy

[QUOTE=Last or First;35284058] There's porn of ant necrophilia somewhere out on the internet now, isn't there?[/QUOTE] Isn't that what this thread is about?

Spider's first bukake?

What kind of situation did this ant colony get itself into for the queen to find itself above ground, and predated by a damned spider? If the colony was on the move for some reason, how the shit did that spider get anywhere NEAR the queen? Wouldn't the other ants have torn him to PIECES before he got close enough to her? My bet is on this little event being staged by the video maker. He MUST have dug up a colony, scooped up the queen and her fuckbuddies, and put her in the killzone of a nearby spider.

[QUOTE=J-Dude;35285652]What kind of situation did this ant colony get itself into for the queen to find itself above ground, and predated by a damned spider? If the colony was on the move for some reason, how the shit did that spider get anywhere NEAR the queen? Wouldn't the other ants have torn him to PIECES before he got close enough to her? My bet is on this little event being staged by the video maker. He MUST have dug up a colony, scooped up the queen and her fuckbuddies, and put her in the killzone of a nearby spider.[/QUOTE] Maybe a queen that failed to start a colony? The queen females receive semen from the males in flight, above ground, then lose their wings. Maybe the queen was just caught in a bad spot, the spider got to her, and the male ants were still trying to deposit sperm in her semenal receptors after her death. [editline]25th March 2012[/editline] In fact, the fact that she still has wings in the video supports my theory. She wasn't dug up out of the ground, because by the time she goes into the ground she has lost her wings. This had to have been shortly after having sperm deposited into her.

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Free mayo?

If I were the spider, i would drop that meal and run.

I'm going to a hog roast on Wednesday. I won't be impressed if 2 guys are giving it a spit roast of a different sort!

I don't think the ants really caught on to the fact she was dead. :v:

[QUOTE=Sixer;35290988]I don't think the ants really caught on to the fact she was dead. :v:[/QUOTE] Who cares as long as the body is still warm :quagmire:

That one ant was walking all over the spider like [I]now what?[/I]