• Bibleman! The cool hip show tricking kids into thinking jesus is cool
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I converted to being a christian because of this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxDEBOi0F3o[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8KRqlfwNnM[/media]
[QUOTE=Winner;45261820][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/DkwmCl.png[/IMG] same[/QUOTE] Alternative album cover for The Bends.
gosh bibleman makes christianity sound like a cult "recruit your friends so you can all spend eternity basking in everlasting glow" spooky stuff, that religion
[QUOTE=Ganix565;45261926]gosh bibleman makes christianity sound like a cult "recruit your friends so you can all spend eternity [B]praising the sun[/B]" spooky stuff, that religion[/QUOTE] FTFY.
So I'm not nuts. This actually exists and I [i]was[/i] made to watch it.
What the hell, he looks and has the stereotypical christian teen voice and appearance HAHAHAHAHA I expected him to go all FUCK THE DEVIL YEAH in a manly voice, not talk about boring bullshit nobody should care about in the most teen religious voice ever known to man. why is bibleman working with science? HE SHOULD BE WORKING WITH A BIBLE, NOT EVIL SCIENCE! Also, first yt comment on the promo video made my day, all years
Holy shit I saw this once. Laughed my ass off the whole time.
Why the hell is he leaning at a 45 degree angle for the whole video
Ok this show was the shit. I ignored all the christian nonsense most of the time, but all the battle scenes and stuff were godly as a kid.
thank you bibleman. you have removed these ungodly creatures from this earth. praise you bibleman
I had to watch this as kid also. But i made my mom watch it and she agreed that it was lame as fuckkkk. So i watched the Left Behind movies instead.
On the same level as this shit. [video=youtube;XeQUlr4Xc3s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeQUlr4Xc3s[/video]
[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;45263500]Why the hell is he leaning at a 45 degree angle for the whole video[/QUOTE] heavy helmet.
this is so old (not in terms of forum content, but when it came out.) i know this because i have VHS tapes of this show. its so hilarious to watch now. then when i heard they continued the series as "The NEW bibleman" i watched one ep on youtube and i laughed my ass off. im gonna try to find it one sec. edit: well apparently it was removed so here's this instead: [video=youtube;bU-t7cvSg3k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU-t7cvSg3k[/video]
Start at 50 seconds into the video to skip the intro/filler garbage. [video=youtube;3En1-5f-J2E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3En1-5f-J2E[/video]
[QUOTE=Mr._N;45261917]Alternative album cover for The Bends.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/tR5c0W.png[/img]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYkLsnyGWBw[/media] Who can forget the Book of Galoshes?
he doesn't have shit on bibledude [video=youtube;BcMY_tWEeZg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcMY_tWEeZg[/video]
[video=youtube;MVYnugAApaQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVYnugAApaQ[/video] Hehe, Brad Jones (the Cinema Snob) had a bit to say about this in his "DVDR Hell" series, where he doesn't play a character.
[QUOTE=J!NX;45265582]he doesn't have shit on bibledude [video=youtube;BcMY_tWEeZg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcMY_tWEeZg[/video][/QUOTE] the verse on his chest Matthew 4:20 "And they straightway left their nets." so inspirational
lol i used to have to watch this when i was young, the first time i was hoping it to be like starwars, all action packed and what not,because he had some yellow "bible" lightsaber. turned out he just read bible versus and it was mega disappointing at the time...
i've seen bibleman dvds everywhere at this really weird surplus store that i go to sometimes
What, did they adapt Captain Bible into a show or something?
I'm glad that i never had to experience this horror in my when i was younger. :v: I would cringe so hard that my face would implode.
why doesn't he wear that swaggy promo armor in the show the show armor sucks shit, the bibleman promo suit looks awesome
How dare he try to surpass the awesomeness of [IMG]http://www.myabandonware.com/media/captures/C/captain-bible-in-dome-of-darkness/captain-bible-in-dome-of-darkness_1.png[/IMG] [I]You will never replace him, Bibleman. [B]Never.[/B][/I]
Jesus fuck. Is it just me or is the woman in the second video the spitting imagine of an evil Jewish stereotype?
[QUOTE=Winner;45261820][IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/DkwmCl.png[/IMG] same[/QUOTE] Nobody else claim this as an avatar, yet? Huh. Well, dibs. A good day to be blu.
The bible is full of so much awesome shit that kids would love, but it just so happens that all the people that want kids to learn about the bible also hate all of the things that kids love. So we take one of the most violent books in history and find the most boring stories in it, neuter them even more, and serve them to kids who become bored with the religion by the time they're eight. It reminds me of Sunday School, where they take everything people hate about regular school and apply it to something even more useless, because they think the only thing children are mentally capable of is memorizing bible verses.
[QUOTE=Helix Snake;45274876]The bible is full of so much awesome shit that kids would love, but it just so happens that all the people that want kids to learn about the bible also hate all of the things that kids love. So we take one of the most violent books in history and find the most boring stories in it, neuter them even more, and serve them to kids who become bored with the religion by the time they're eight. It reminds me of Sunday School, where they take everything people hate about regular school and apply it to something even more useless, because they think the only thing children are mentally capable of is memorizing bible verses.[/QUOTE] I always had "CCD" classes on Tuesdays at 4pm, and I had them from Kindergarten to fucking tenth grade. And [I]every single Tuesday[/I] I begged my mom not to make me go to that god-forsaken class. It was the biggest waste of time, we didn't even really read the Bible, we just read some weird books and they were all "worship Jesus and think about how important God is all the damn time" Honestly, the gist of Christianity is "Jesus was the fucking man, be a good person like him and you'll be happy". If they just kept it simple like that, without all the bullshit about having to worship him more than anything else in existence, I would be okay with Christianity.
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