Women Try 'Manspreading' NSFW (Minor crotch-related stuff) get your internet cocks out everyone

[Tudd Fudders]

[media]https://youtu.be/cG3K5346Uag[/media]

An amazing social experiment. :v:

[Vegetable]

People are dying in the world and people are getting offended by the way people sit. I'm done.

[Tudd Fudders]

[QUOTE=Vegetable;52388271]People are dying in the world and people are getting offended by the way people sit. I'm done.[/QUOTE]

It's even the [url=https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/19/world/europe/manspreading-madrid.html]law[/url] in some places like the video mentions.

You could receive a fine for spreading them legs.

[Vegetable]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52388279]It's even the [url=https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/19/world/europe/manspreading-madrid.html]law[/url] in some places like the video mentions.[/QUOTE]

It's so crazy to me. If only these people put this amount of passion and effort into things that really matter.

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=Vegetable;52388271]People are dying in the world and people are getting offended by the way people sit. I'm done.[/QUOTE]

We can care about more than one thing at a time?

[Tudd Fudders]

[QUOTE=Lambeth;52388288]We can care about more than one thing at a time?[/QUOTE]

Do you actually think cities should fine people for this?

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52388291]Do you actually think cities should fine people for this?[/QUOTE]

I think dismissing one issue because people are dying elsewhere is nonsense.

edit: I don't really care about man-spreading or whatever but that argument is a big pet peeve of mine

[Tudd Fudders]

[QUOTE=Lambeth;52388296]I think dismissing one issue because people are dying elsewhere is nonsense.

edit: I don't really care about man-spreading or whatever but that argument is a big pet peeve of mine[/QUOTE]

I can get that and that is understandable.

[Karmah]

The real issue is that seating areas can be designed way too small; based on the size of the individual, a man's legs can encroach on the bounding volume of the neighboring seats.

I've used my local transit for 5 years, and many of the busses in rotation have not enough room from my seat to the seat in front of me, leaving me absolutely no choice but to angle my legs to the sides.
There are many reasons why someone may sit like that.

[Sgt. Napalm]

I mean, those are full on tennis balls. Average testicle size is a bit smaller than that.

Maybe I'm weird because I'm skinny, but I can cross my legs with no discomfort. My junk sorta sits... on top of my legs? It's hard to explain? Like I can maneuver them so that they aren't being pinched but that's always awkward do do because then I need to manually adjust. But I also don't wear tight pants for comfort reasons so that wouldn't be possible in those.

I do "manspread" on public transport though, but mostly because I'm so damn tall my legs wont fit so I gotta get into an awkward position. My default stance is to spread legs but when somebody needs to sit down I attempt to make room. Usually people don't pick up on this body language, though.

[coup]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52388291]Do you actually think cities should fine people for this?[/QUOTE]

That wasn't his question, nice red herring.

[Septekka]

afaik (and correct me if i'm wrong here) but the issue with "manspreading" - at least as far as the Madrid legislation goes - mainly has to do with people who take up like a whole seat, or just generally way more than necessary.

though if people are really having an issue with just having a reasonable angle to be comfortable and not squish the fuck out of your balls, then that's kinda shitty

anecdotal and doesn't really speak for everyone i suppose, but i know several guys who have no problem sitting even with their legs crossed. maybe they all just have small balls or something idk

[IlluminatiRex]

Many men can not sit with their legs squished together comfortably because of hip structure.

[Araknid]

[QUOTE=Lambeth;52388296]I think dismissing one issue because people are dying elsewhere is nonsense.

edit: I don't really care about man-spreading or whatever but that argument is a big pet peeve of mine[/QUOTE]

It's not even a fucking issue though.

[HumanAbyss]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;52388332]as normal adult male its really not hard to sit with your legs straight, unless you have a ginormous cock and balls (which i can only assume is totally what everyone who does this shit has) it's not hard to be considerate and take up as little space as comfortably possible[/QUOTE]

I can't clamp my legs together.

I'm quite tall so if I cross them, they extend into the aisle.

I basically have to stand regardless, if I do sit, I can't clamp my legs shut.

For one, I have misaligned hips, sitting with my legs closed is quite painful for me. Sitting with my legs crossed leads to the aforementioned problem, and isn't comfortable in the least for my assuredly average junk.

I get that not everyone has this problem, but I don't get how some people go "no one has this problem"

[Tudd Fudders]

My dick is pretty big :v: (girth-wise too), so when I was in Berlin for a summer semester, it was really hard not to atleast get a somewhat comfortable spread after long periods of travel.

But for the most part I man up when people need to sit next to me, and let loose when there isn't people needing the seat. Just like any person would do.

Not to mention people should just ask if someone can make room. They will probably oblige.

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52388343]My dick is pretty big :v: (girth-wise too)[/QUOTE]

i dont believe you

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52388343]My dick is pretty big :v: (girth-wise too), so when I was in Berlin for a summer semester, it was really hard not to atleast get a somewhat comfortable spread after long periods of travel.

But for the most part I man up when people need to sit next to me, and let loose when there isn't people needing the seat. Just like any person would do.

Not to mention people should just ask if someone can make room. They will probably oblige.[/QUOTE]

What kind of humblebrag is this

Hey ladies my dick is so big I sometimes have trouble sitting down properly

[Arc Nova]

yeah i feel you tudd my nuts are massive to the point where it's getting concerning they seem to grow every year and i just dont know what to do anymore

[Tudd Fudders]

[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52388358]yeah i feel you tudd my nuts are massive to the point where it's getting concerning they seem to grow every year and i just dont know what to do anymore[/QUOTE]

You probably need to get them checked, but there is some jealousy/envy coming my way to you also.

[EmilyVasquez]

[QUOTE=Lambeth;52388355]What kind of humblebrag is this

Hey ladies my dick is so big I sometimes have trouble sitting down properly[/QUOTE]

What if he's secretly Mike Matei :thinking:?

[Hail Satan]

My dick is so big I feel the need to overcompensate for it on the Internet

[Carlito]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52388279]It's even the [url=https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/19/world/europe/manspreading-madrid.html]law[/url] in some places like the video mentions.
[/QUOTE]

It's the law in ONE place, don't get your titties in a twist.

[Tudd Fudders]

[QUOTE=Carlito;52388395]It's the law in ONE place, don't get your titties in a twist.[/QUOTE]

From the NYT article
[quote]In doing so, they joining cities from New York to Seattle, and countries from Japan to Australia, in trying to battle the impulse that, let’s face it, mostly men have perpetuated.[/quote]

I know San Francisco also has fines for such behavior. This retarded idea is actually spreading sadly.

That is millions of men who can no longer sit comfortably without risking a fine.

[Carlito]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52388413]From the NYT article

I know San Francisco also has fines for such behavior. This retarded idea is actually spreading sadly.

That is millions of men who can no longer sit comfortably without risking a fine.[/QUOTE]

Okay, so San Francisco has fines for it. None of the other cities mentioned in the article said they fined for it, they were only posters. Your massive dick is still safe in the middle of bumfuck Texas or wherever you are.

[ColdWave]

This is is a huge non-issue, if your life revolves around this as an issue you need a fucking therapist. Wish this generation would get over themselves and the stupid "non-issues"

[Camdude90]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52388413]From the NYT article

I know San Francisco also has fines for such behavior. This retarded idea is actually spreading sadly.

That is millions of men who can no longer sit comfortably without risking a fine.[/QUOTE]

all i can find for san francisco is them implementing fines for taking up multiple seats by lying down or putting your bag on a seat

the only place i see manspreading mentioned is the articles reporting on it and it seems like you aren't gonna get fined unless you take up 2 seats which probably shouldn't happen even if you sit comfortably

can you source where you are seeing men getting fined for not closing their legs?

[Daemon White]

[QUOTE=Camdude90;52388437]all i can find for san francisco is them implementing fines for taking up multiple seats by lying down or putting your bag on a seat

the only place i see manspreading mentioned is the articles reporting on it and it seems like you aren't gonna get fined unless you take up 2 seats which probably shouldn't happen even if you sit comfortably

can you source where you are seeing men getting fined for not closing their legs?[/QUOTE]

First arrest happened in NYC didn't it? I remember seeing something like, last year or so but it also fell into potential racial profiling and was probably the first time anyone heard of it.

[Tudd Fudders]

[QUOTE=Camdude90;52388437]all i can find for san francisco is them implementing fines for taking up multiple seats by lying down or putting your bag on a seat

the only place i see manspreading mentioned is the articles reporting on it and it seems like you aren't gonna get fined unless you take up 2 seats which probably shouldn't happen even if you sit comfortably

can you source where you are seeing men getting fined for not closing their legs?[/QUOTE]

You are mostly right on the posters being the only staple.

But I did find this for NYC;

[quote]
On a recent visit to the arraignment part in Brooklyn’s criminal court, PROP volunteers
observed that police officers had arrested two Latino men on the charge of ‘man spreading'
on the subway, presumably because they were taking up more than one seat and therefore
inconveniencing other riders. Before issuing a DAT for both men, the judge expressed her
skepticism about the charge because of the time of the arrests: “12:11AM, I can’t believe
there were many people on the subway”.
[/quote]
[url]https://gallery.mailchimp.com/f6b63e2555a5fd40610a66a67/files/That_sHowTheyGetYou_02.pdf[/url]
[url]http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-01/first-person-arrested-for-manspreading-in-new-york/6511362[/url]

And the Guardian even reported that San Francisco is using the "Man-spreading" term.

[quote]Public transit riders in the San Francisco Bay Area could soon face tickets and hefty fines for hogging multiple seats – a sign of extreme overcrowding in the metropolitan area’s trains and the latest effort by a US transportation system to combat passengers’ rude behaviors, including so-called manspreading.

The Bay Area Rapid Transit (Bart) agency – which shuttles more than 420,000 customers per weekday in San Francisco and surrounding California cities and suburbs – is considering a new rule that would formally ban riders from spreading into multiple train seats, with an offense punishable by a fine of up to $500.[/quote]
[url]https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/mar/09/bart-proposal-subway-seat-fine-san-francisco[/url]

[PsycheClops]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52388343]My dick is pretty big :v: (girth-wise too), so when I was in Berlin for a summer semester, it was really hard not to atleast get a somewhat comfortable spread after long periods of travel.

But for the most part I man up when people need to sit next to me, and let loose when there isn't people needing the seat. Just like any person would do.

Not to mention people should just ask if someone can make room. They will probably oblige.[/QUOTE]
Pics or you lie