• English is such a beautiful language.
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[video=youtube;iT9T4JzIHwE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT9T4JzIHwE[/video]
I swear to God all English guys have the same voice Scottish, sorry.
Sublime.
[QUOTE=Asd.;47732202]I swear to God all English guys have the same voice[/QUOTE] These guys are Scottish.
fucking andrew that wank stain
I can only understand "you fucking wank stain". the Scottish are something else I tell ya
Can I have subtitles, please? [editline]16th May 2015[/editline] the automatic captions promptly swap to italian :v:
The auto-generated captions default to italian :v: [editline]15th May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Awesomecaek;47732528]the automatic captions promptly swap to italian :v:[/QUOTE] fuck
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;47732528]Can I have subtitles, please? [editline]16th May 2015[/editline] the automatic captions promptly swap to italian :v:[/QUOTE] [img]http://oi58.tinypic.com/3515yx5.jpg[/img]
Alright, for people who legit don't understand. Luckly I am fluent in my home language so here is the translation. "right, don't put too much weight on it right? "where the fuck am I meant to put my weight? Ueh I can't put my weight on the roof it's dead fir (I don't even know), I can't hold on to-what am I meant to do with it? You've only been working for 5 minutes, you fuckin wankstain. Don't put-don't shift your weight, Where the fuck are you talking about? I cannot put my weight on the fucking roof, I cannot put my weight on the gutter, where is it meant to go?"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/d3QaDos.png[/img] uhhhhhh
I can't remember ever not being able to understand Scottish. Don't hear too much of it around the east, though.
[video=youtube;6Aj4yeDpEpU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aj4yeDpEpU[/video]
[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;47732716][img]http://i.imgur.com/d3QaDos.png[/img] uhhhhhh[/QUOTE] It doesn't contain what the text says, mostly just pictures of people doing dumb/crazy things.
[QUOTE=Hogie bear;47732698]Alright, for people who legit don't understand. Luckly I am fluent in my home language so here is the translation. "right, don't put too much weight on it right? "where the fuck am I meant to put my weight? Ueh I can't put my weight on the roof it's dead fir (I don't even know), I can't hold on to-what am I meant to do with it? You've only been working for 5 minutes, you fuckin wankstain. Don't put-don't shift your weight, Where the fuck are you talking about? I cannot put my weight on the fucking roof, I cannot put my weight on the gutter, where is it meant to go?"[/QUOTE] Reading this and watching the video at the same time is like magic.
Total Rab C. Nesbitt! [video=youtube;8k7VoFiagfs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k7VoFiagfs[/video]
All the faith that he had had had had a profound effect on him.
i was waiting for him to ironically fall through the roof halfway through his rant i am disappointed
haha none of you guys can understand this? :v: this is almost a daily occurence
[QUOTE=Hogie bear;47732698] "where the fuck am I meant to put my weight? Ueh I can't put my weight on the roof it's dead fir (I don't even know), I can't hold on to-what am I meant to do with it? You've only been working for 5 minutes, you fuckin wankstain. Don't put-don't shift your weight, Where the fuck are you talking about? I cannot put my weight on the fucking roof, I cannot put my weight on the gutter, where is it meant to go?"[/QUOTE] He said he "can't put my weight on the roof it's dead thin"
Here's what I picked from the link in the video: [QUOTE]Cameraman: "Right, don't put too much weight on it, right?" Poor Lad: "Where the fuck am I meant to put my weight? I can't put my weight on the roof, it's dead thin, I can't hold on to the gutter what am I meant to do with it? Oh here Andrew, hold it for five minutes, you fucking wank stain! Don't put- Don't shift your weight- What the fuck are you talking about? I can't put my weight on the fucking the roof, I can't put my weight on the gutter, where is it meant to go?"[/QUOTE]
All I did was pick up wanker from listening to him, to be fair though if you played a clip of the most texas person imaginable I could probably understand perfectly.
I love how we're sat here trying to translate our own fucking language
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;47736546]All I did was pick up wanker from listening to him, to be fair though if you played a clip of the most texas person imaginable I could probably understand perfectly.[/QUOTE] Even then you're still wrong because he said wank stain not wanker Surprisingly didn't have too much difficulty listening to this [editline]17th May 2015[/editline] Why are Scottish people always angry every time I listen to them
[video=youtube;le_uNGdpa4c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c[/video]
I understand it just fine then again, I am scottish :v:
He sounds exactly like Maccer from San Andreas
[QUOTE=DigitalySane;47741408]I understand it just fine then again, I am scottish :v:[/QUOTE] please transcribe for us? i find it even more hilarious when i know what they're saying, and when i know how far away it sounds from what i've come to think it should sound like [editline]Edited:[/editline] i meant the video right above him, not the OP, i saw those [hilarious] transcriptions
[QUOTE=lekkimsm;47732805][video=youtube;6Aj4yeDpEpU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aj4yeDpEpU[/video][/QUOTE] its like his brain is just pulling random phrases from the internet and stringing them together [editline]17th May 2015[/editline] to be fair, everywhere has dialogues like this, i've heard Pennsylvania dutch and it makes about as much sense
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;47734881]haha none of you guys can understand this? :v: this is almost a daily occurence[/QUOTE] This is the regional dialect where I'm from: [url]http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh534Mqp93A3tnb31s[/url]
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