i still think about duck penises when i hear this guy's voice
Genius.
My cat
''Dear diary,I try to keep the human clean but my attempts to clean his hair have been fruitless as he continues to laugh and push me away when I try so. They have no hygiene at all in this mad world"
"Dear diary, the autorities continue to ignore my pleas for fresh water as they just leave days old warm water for me whilst they have always clean and fresh water. This world is just a cruel one with no rights for me"
"dear diary, the new authority that arrived in the house today is soft and warm. Tonight I shall start sleeping on its face for some comfort in this meaningless existence that is smothering me."
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