I didn't get one every time and I'm not a mass muderer. :v:
[QUOTE=TestECull;44769094]I didn't get one every time and I'm not a mass muderer. :v:[/QUOTE]
Yet
[QUOTE=TestECull;44769094]I didn't get one every time and I'm not a mass muderer. :v:[/QUOTE]
You still have your whole life ahead of you, who knows what can happen.
Who did get a toy whenever they went to a store?
Unless you bought one of those 99 cents trinkets at the entrance/exit or you were relatively well endowed money wise.
[QUOTE=shadow_oap;44769106]You still have your whole life ahead of you, who knows what can happen.[/QUOTE]
I'll catch you in the act soon dirty Dan!
Bullshit, I got every toy I wanted, and I still became a mass murderer.
What about kids who didn't get any milk for their Apple Jacks?
[QUOTE=lonefirewarrior;44770231]What about kids who didn't get any milk for their Apple Jacks?[/QUOTE]
Rapist.
Well shit. I didn't get toys every time we went to a store when I was a kid. Sigh, I guess it's time to mass murder then.
my parents bought me apple slices instead of a happy meal
just a matter of time
As a kid, I once over heard on a talk show that kids who wet their beds have a "higher chance of becoming a criminal."
I honestly wish this was legit
I fucking knew it was going to be the Onion.
i saw the onion logo in the beginning, yet i only realized it was fake until the very ending
i kept thinkin like "man, im gonna be a killer when i grow up"
[QUOTE=TheStateTrooper;44786245]i saw the onion logo in the beginning, yet i only realized it was fake until the very ending
i kept thinkin like "man, im gonna be a killer when i grow up"[/QUOTE]
its too late. We have to stop you before you kill again
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