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[video=youtube;aeWk0vt9lXk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeWk0vt9lXk[/video]
Holy shit, who is this guy? [editline]2nd June 2013[/editline] Ah, turns out the video is 4 months old and the old coot hasn't made a new one since. [editline]2nd June 2013[/editline] Maybe he handed in his dinner pail, god damn.
Damn this guy is great, too bad he'll never get any exposure with YouTube's taste in "comedy" [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt8Ch4NjLDE[/media]
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;40882585]Holy shit, who is this guy? [editline]2nd June 2013[/editline] Ah, turns out the video is 4 months old and the old coot hasn't made a new one since. [editline]2nd June 2013[/editline] Maybe he handed in his dinner pail, god damn.[/QUOTE] His "official" [URL="https://www.facebook.com/mrforthright"]Facebook page[/URL] is still active. [quote] A self-made millionaire multiple times, Mr. Forthright has often decided to start from scratch just for the challenge of it. His advice has enabled people to do practically everything, from getting a smoking hot girlfriend to successfully washing their dishes in the swimming pool. Ninety-seven percent of people who follow Mr. Forthright's advice become unbelievably awesome people. The other three percent end up dead because they simply cannot handle just how awesome they became.[/quote] [editline]2nd June 2013[/editline] [quote]The friendliest animal is whatever animal pepperoni comes from because pepperoni is very friendly to my mouth #mmmm[/quote] I like these
Haha that's awesome.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hR9gq4i.png[/IMG] This man is my hero.
This guy's fucking awesome
his about me page is gold [quote] 2001 Published 2000 Mr. Forthright Stops Y2K 1984 Invents Solar Powered Pants 1981 Matchmaking 1979 Published 1976 Employment Offered and then Rejected 1975 Preaching the Word 1971 Runs with Bulls. Then Mounts Bulls. 1969 Published 1967 Great Blizzard of '67 1958 Secret Divorce 1944 Swims English Channel 1936 Published 1931 Literacy 1928 Equestrian - Gold 1922 Overthrow of Central Lithuania 1920 Victory 1919 Graduation 1912 Regret 1911 Discovery 1900 Born on January 1, 1900[/quote] [editline]3rd June 2013[/editline] he also has 4 books on amazon each for only a buck [url]http://www.mrforthright.com/[/url]
[video=youtube;Qv8XWAG7zLY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv8XWAG7zLY[/video] Another great video from this guy.
He lives [video=youtube;uhZZoEZPeQE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhZZoEZPeQE[/video]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHb8auo1BFY&list=UU5wU45vHj_9lwDXY11pTJNw[/media]
Seriously... but its not taking a bullet. LOL
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;40884321]his about me page is gold [b]1922 Overthrow of Central Lithuania[/b][/QUOTE] wait what :v:
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