As a resident of montana I can confirm that these are in fact everywhere.
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It's why no one lives here
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Our furniture is covered in dick drawings.
The Onion is amazing.
The onion is getting better, i actually really thought this was real until they showed the pecked out penis on the table
[QUOTE=HendoV2;38474689]The onion is getting better, i actually really thought this was real until they showed the pecked out penis on the table[/QUOTE]
You mean you weren't dumbfounded by "Stay tuned and we'll tell you how to tell if the man you're dating is a terrorist!"
The host is a pig now. Poor guy.
God damnit the Onion tricked me. Now I feel like most of the major media corporations that have previously believed Onion stories.
Welp the actual bird can be just as annoying.
That fucking laugh.
I would love to have bird like that.
I thought this was real. XD
[QUOTE=TheCloak;38474701]You mean you weren't dumbfounded by "Stay tuned and we'll tell you how to tell if the man you're dating is a terrorist!"[/QUOTE]
Or how it says "Onion News Network" in the beginning.
[QUOTE=TheCloak;38474701]You mean you weren't dumbfounded by "Stay tuned and we'll tell you how to tell if the man you're dating is a terrorist!"[/QUOTE]
That's why I thought it was FOX?
[QUOTE=TheCloak;38474701]You mean you weren't dumbfounded by "Stay tuned and we'll tell you how to tell if the man you're dating is a terrorist!"[/QUOTE]
Well there HAS been legitimate titles more sensationalist than that on, say, Fox :v:
Knew it wasnt real when the showed the swastika tail.
it starts out with onion news
like literally that's the first 3 seconds
how could you think otherwise?
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also american news TOTALLY let's people say fuck you on tv
[QUOTE=JerryK;38478414]it starts out with onion news
like literally that's the first 3 seconds
how could you think otherwise?
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also american news TOTALLY let's people say fuck you on tv[/QUOTE]
but a person didn't say it the bird said it
[QUOTE=JerryK;38478414]it starts out with onion news
like literally that's the first 3 seconds
how could you think otherwise?
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also american news TOTALLY let's people say fuck you on tv[/QUOTE]
you can say ass, you can say hole, but if you say them together, "hole" is often the only part that gets bleeped out because THAT'S where it gets offensive. System is full of loopholes, I'm sure a bird coincidentally cawwing out a humourously bad phrase would be ok for sensors when it isn't prime time
also I figured at the terrorist bit it was fake (listening but not watching), but at the same time we've got fox and a few independent news sources. PLUS, we've got people here like the lady who ran over her husband because he didn't vote and she was afraid obama would ruin them
the guidelines for bleeping out compound swear words is so fucked up here in the US
i've heard "damn" and "hell" bleeped out before. i think sometimes they bleep words just to make you believe that the swear is worse than it actually is in an attempt to make the joke funnier
The onion is really good at making their stuff believable. It's the absurdity of what's going on that shows it's fake
I had to look up what that bird actually was
it's apparently a kookaburra and this is what they sound like:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc_-icFHwQo[/media]
The anchor is currently a pig. This is kind of too soon for me.
Why is everyone saying "wow Onion is getting a load better" from this video?
This is like one of the first Onion videos i saw iirc
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[img]http://gyazo.com/552d6c10988cebe708ec5a82cf1e3b4c.png?1353105668[/img]
still hilarious though
Jim Haggerty will never be the same on Today Now....
[QUOTE=Snausages;38479827]I had to look up what that bird actually was
it's apparently a kookaburra and this is what they sound like:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc_-icFHwQo[/media][/QUOTE]
By the end it sounds like active heavy smokers laugh.
[QUOTE=TheCloak;38474701]You mean you weren't dumbfounded by "Stay tuned and we'll tell you how to tell if the man you're dating is a terrorist!"[/QUOTE]
Honestly I'd expect as much on American TV (I assumed it was).
[QUOTE=Snausages;38479827]I had to look up what that bird actually was
it's apparently a kookaburra and this is what they sound like:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc_-icFHwQo[/media][/QUOTE]
I have it on good authority that they sit in old gum trees, and are indeed merry kings of the bush. They inspired the song Down Under by the men at work, there were lawsuits and everything.
[QUOTE=Snausages;38479827]I had to look up what that bird actually was
it's apparently a kookaburra and this is what they sound like:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc_-icFHwQo[/media][/QUOTE]
Most annoying fuckers in the morning.
[QUOTE=Novangel;38481084]Most annoying fuckers in the morning.[/QUOTE]
6am every fucking morning
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