[URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=l5aZJBLAu1E"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=l5aZJBLAu1E[/URL]
I bet you're all wondering why I've posted a song everyone's heard here. Well, I have a story to tell.
So my girlfriend texts me and she says, "We should Skype in a little bit."
I obviously say yes, and then an idea pops into my head. I grab a skirt I have in my house and put it on, hid under my desk when she called, played the song, and sung it.
When I'm finally done serenading her, I see she's talking to her friend in the background and completely missed my whole performance. I put on a fucking DRESS AND DANCED IN FRONT OF A WEBCAM FOR NOTHING.
Though, even though I wasted time and energy dancing to this song, I thought to myself, "This song is absolutely perfect."
So here I am, telling a story to a group of internet strangers at 12:34 AM wondering where my life went. Typing up a summary of events pertaining to a song about fat women, men, and 80's greenscreen.
[B]Edit:[/B] Guys the fucking video tags won't work I swear. I just changed it to a link.
Thank you for your wonderful content.
I'm gonna go kill myself.
At least post the webcam video
Uhhh right then.
I don't think she wanted to see you in a dress.
[sp] that's what she wears [/sp]
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