• Grandmother Assaults Grandson for Eating Too Much Bacon
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So what do you do when your old grannie starts attacking you for eating to much bacon? Well, for starters she can get arrested for assault. Link to the article. [URL]http://blogs.ocweekly.com/stickaforkinit/2011/07/grandmother_assaults_grandson_for_bacon.php[/URL] [video=youtube;TZbojIEsOYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZbojIEsOYs[/video] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Really bad thread" - Autumn))[/highlight]
Why do you keep linking videos of yourself vlogging or whatever it's called?
Stop it OP.
omg u like batman and the joker, omg ur so relatable and cool. like ur hair~~ <3 [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] Seriously stop this shit.
[img]http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/18313601/view/1/producttypecolor/351/type/png/width/280/height/280/bacon-strips-bacon-strips-t-shirt_design.png[/img] You can never have too many.
[QUOTE=zach34;30983383]Why do you keep linking videos of yourself vlogging or whatever it's called?[/QUOTE] Because I am allowed to? You don't have to watch it. I was told not to post or create threads unless they are in the correct topic area. So that's what I am doing. The story is legitimate. Ignore the video. The article is what is important and funny.
Why does every vlogger have to edit their videos like that? Its so annoying.
[QUOTE=Repzion;30983165]So what do you do when your old grannie starts attacking you for eating to much bacon? Well, for starters she can get arrested for assault. [/QUOTE] this statement does not make sense
your voice is annoying as fuck.
[QUOTE=Priori;30983566]Why does every vlogger have to edit their videos like that? Its so annoying.[/QUOTE] Well, for one it significantly decreases the file size of the upload in HD. Secondly, most people don't want to see massive pauses and hear "ummmms" over and over again. Hence, why jump cuts are necessary. Anything I post I try using the minimum amount of editing. Believe me, there are A LOT worse people out there that jumpcut and edit literally every second they say something.
You're kidding? [img]http://gyazo.com/3ae726c586ee6a88a1685be93e95fb4f.png[/img]
[QUOTE=meepugh;30983656]You're kidding? [IMG]http://gyazo.com/3ae726c586ee6a88a1685be93e95fb4f.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Better than Rebecca Black at least, right?
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[QUOTE=Repzion;30983649]Well, for one it significantly decreases the file size of the upload in HD. Secondly, most people don't want to see massive pauses and hear "ummmms" over and over again. Hence, why jump cuts are necessary. Anything I post I try using the minimum amount of editing. Believe me, there are A LOT worse people out there that jumpcut and edit literally every second they say something.[/QUOTE] You're stupid and have no idea what jumpcuts are for. Originally, they were designed to edit out blinks. Because when someone is talking to you and they blink, it sort of gives your brain an excuse to look away. If someone edits out all of their blinks and keeps eye contact with the viewer at almost all times, the viewer is much more likely to watch the video all the way through without clicking related videos and whatnot before the video is over. Using jumpcuts to edit out "ummms" and whatnot is stupid. Learn how to speak and stop saying "um," it's that simple.
OP please do not come to this web site to advertise your shitty vlog
Hey, your like that retard Anjelentity, or something like that. Also, bacon isn't that great your just trying to act funny because bacon is a joke on the internet, you suck. Also, 9 years old, anyone with half a brain knows theres more than just too much bacon involved with the kid.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;30984124]You're stupid and have no idea what jumpcuts are for. Originally, they were designed to edit out blinks. Because when someone is talking to you and they blink, it sort of gives your brain an excuse to look away. If someone edits out all of their blinks and keeps eye contact with the viewer at almost all times, the viewer is much more likely to watch the video all the way through without clicking related videos and whatnot before the video is over. Using jumpcuts to edit out "ummms" and whatnot is stupid. Learn how to speak and stop saying "um," it's that simple.[/QUOTE] Originally that is what they were for, yes. However, many people cannot talk straight into a camera without pauses and grammatical speech errors. Hence, why so many vloggers in this day and age use jumpcuts. Most people can't have flawless speech in front of a camera, that is of course, they're you...
[QUOTE=Repzion;30984218]Originally that is what they were for, yes. However, many people cannot talk straight into a camera without pauses and grammatical speech errors. Hence, why so many vloggers in this day and age use jumpcuts. Most people can't have flawless speech in front of a camera, that is of course, they're you...[/QUOTE] Hey hey guess what we don't like you
Also, I watched some of your videos, you seem to try to fill in as many stereotypes as possible, and give lame boring speeches. You are unfunny and unoriginal. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdkcEOjkzbc[/media] This is how you deserve to die, for wasting time space, resources, and being an overall weight on the human race.
[QUOTE=McNab;30984228]Hey hey guess what we don't like you[/QUOTE] A[IMG]http://images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org/04/5/9/4/935656539041061.jpg[/IMG] As Cornelius Evazan says in Star Wars, "[I]I don't like you either." [/I]
OP you are not funny, and My Chemical Romance fucking sucks.
[QUOTE=Repzion;30984255]A[IMG]http://images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org/04/5/9/4/935656539041061.jpg[/IMG] As Cornelius Evazan says in Star Wars, "[I]I don't like you either." [/I][/QUOTE] HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK! No, seriously, you suck. [IMG]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCpx47czNOCxwqDQzAh1lQjO3D1eWfAS-4ygwz1SQyNqtRid5Cxg&t=1[/IMG]
OP, while lots of youtube users would like you, you need to realize that Facepunch hates hates most of the youtube community. So you're target demographic is not here.
[QUOTE=iggy650;30984379]OP, while lots of youtube users would like you, you need to realize that Facepunch hates hates most of the youtube community. So you're target demographic is not here.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtPgr94VYA4[/media]
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;30984239]Also, I watched some of your videos, you seem to try to fill in as many stereotypes as possible, and give lame boring speaches. You are unfunny and unoriginal. [/QUOTE] I assume you mean speeches? [QUOTE=iggy650;30984379]OP, while lots of youtube users would like you, you need to realize that Facepunch hates hates most of the youtube community. So you're target demographic is not here.[/QUOTE] Duly noted. Thanks.
[QUOTE=Repzion;30984218]Originally that is what they were for, yes. However, many people cannot talk straight into a camera without pauses and grammatical speech errors. Hence, why so many vloggers in this day and age use jumpcuts. Most people can't have flawless speech in front of a camera, that is of course, they're you...[/QUOTE] What you apparently have forgotten (or maybe never learned) is that pauses are necessary in speech to maintain a natural flow. Jamming sentences or ideas in right after another isn't effective at all. If you take a look at a good speech giver like Barack Obama, yeah, he makes verbal errors, however, it still feels very natural because he knows how to use the pause. Sometimes saying nothing is more powerful than saying nothing. Using the excuse "other vloggers do it" is stupid. Would you punch yourself in the dick if everyone was doing it too? You're right, most people aren't good at giving speeches/talking in general. The few that are are the ones that should be vlogging, not dipshit kids like you who apparently don't understand how the English language is supposed to work.
And OP why do you do so many jump-cuts but when you stutter or mispronounce a word you don't fix it.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;30984456]What you apparently have forgotten (or maybe never learned) is that pauses are necessary in speech to maintain a natural flow. Jamming sentences or ideas in right after another isn't effective at all. If you take a look at a good speech giver like Barack Obama, yeah, he makes verbal errors, however, it still feels very natural because he knows how to use the pause. Sometimes saying nothing is more powerful than saying nothing. Using the excuse "other vloggers" do it is stupid. Would you punch yourself in the dick if everyone was doing it to? You're right, most people aren't good at giving speeches/talking in general. The few that are are the ones that should be vlogging, not dipshit kids like you who apparently don't understand how the English language is supposed to work.[/QUOTE] It is not an excuse. I was explaining why so many vloggers do it. I, for one, hardly use any jumpcuts compared to the major tards on YouTube such as RWJ who I hate along with PhilipDefraco. If you want jumpcuts they are the people to watch. I use jumpcuts to make video smaller in size for a faster uploads, and because it saves space on our bandwidth upload limit
[QUOTE=Repzion;30984433]I assume you mean speeches? Duly noted. Thanks.[/QUOTE] Thats what I said, speeches. I love your avatar Maverick.
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;30984643]Thats what I said, speeches.[/QUOTE] Lol! Beautiful, slick, edit. :rock: And I assume you mean... "That's"
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