he's in control of his destiny because he knows how to piss through newspapers ... awesum dude
He actually looks the sort to do this...
I think it's the Stache.
Knowing is half the battle.
and urine control of your own destiny.
how desperately bad in need of a pee do you have to have to try any one of these out?
:psyduck:
This is some existential shit
The ending was... interesting
I just find an alley or a secluded spot and let rip. Fuck all that secret agant shit.
I don't think I would be able to urinate in these conditions.
Enjoy urinary tract infections.
Watch this get flagged due to a few milliseconds of penis
The other day I was sitting in my car in a Wal-Mart parking lot, waiting for my friend to get out of the Wal-Mart so he could continue to drive us to where we were going, and I noticed I had to piss. Badly.
Options:
Try to walk all the way into Wal-Mart to use the bathroom.
Piss in the McDonalds cup previously occupied by a Shamrock Shake, hope no one sees you.
I did the second. Prolly looked really weird. Placed the cup in between the arm thingy and the seat, stealthily whipped my dick out, turned around so it looked like I was digging for something in the back seat, and proceeded to carefully almost overfill the cup.
Succeeding, I picked it up, plopped the top on, and quickly did up my pants and ran to the nearest garbage thingy. Tah dah.
The ending was hilarious. Haven't laughed like that in a while.
Same guy
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CxnGMcz5os[/media]
[QUOTE=Detective P;28930422]The other day I was sitting in my car in a Wal-Mart parking lot, waiting for my friend to get out of the Wal-Mart so he could continue to drive us to where we were going, and I noticed I had to piss. Badly.
Options:
Try to walk all the way into Wal-Mart to use the bathroom.
Piss in the McDonalds cup previously occupied by a Shamrock Shake, hope no one sees you.
I did the second. Prolly looked really weird. Placed the cup in between the arm thingy and the seat, stealthily whipped my dick out, turned around so it looked like I was digging for something in the back seat, and proceeded to carefully almost overfill the cup.
Succeeding, I picked it up, plopped the top on, and quickly did up my pants and ran to the nearest garbage thingy. Tah dah.[/QUOTE]
If you were sitting in the car, why not just piss out of the door. It's not like anyone would care. Hell when I was riding the bus home one day, a guy shit in the back, and pissed all over the seats.
[QUOTE=Binladen34;28931110]If you were sitting in the car, why not just piss out of the door. It's not like anyone would care. Hell when I was riding the bus home one day, a guy shit in the back, and pissed all over the seats.[/QUOTE]
God I hate these people. They make buses smell like piss.
That made me laugh hard
this guy is crazy yet hilarious
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he looks like the guy from rise against kinda
Oh my god the ending :v:
Best video I've seen this week.
[QUOTE=Binladen34;28931110]If you were sitting in the car, why not just piss out of the door. It's not like anyone would care. Hell when I was riding the bus home one day, a guy shit in the back, and pissed all over the seats.[/QUOTE]
Sure I'll just open the door, piss in the middle of the busy parking lot, infront of several security cameras, while I possibly sit in the vehicle for another fifteen minutes. Sounds fun.
Genius
What if Bear Grylls finds that coffee cup? :byodood:
I really want to try The Newspaper Tube and The Bush Inspector.
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