What the jesus. I literally just checked Escapist for a new one about 30 seconds ago.
Sneaky bastards.
Just beat this game. Let's see his opinion...
I need to try Alan Wake, just for the woods.
Then Alan was savaged by the biggest and most sexually frustrated bear that ever lived.
Zero punctuation is very punctual.
Haha that was one of the best.
Good review. Especially liked his closing thoughts analogy at the end.
I think I am growing too old for these reviews. I instantly hated this one for the cheap sarcasm and faecal humour.
I was expecting him to do Red Dead this time.
while i have to agree the episodic thing where it keeps recapping hte events is annoying i found the game Fun and scary at the same time
now every time i go out at night i feel like bringing a flashlight (I live in a Forested area :tinfoil:)
i highly doubt he'd have a crack at red dead tbh, there isnt enough bad about it to make a review on.
Video's not working for me?
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[QUOTE=Source;22334054]i highly doubt he'd have a crack at red dead tbh, there isnt enough bad about it to make a review on.[/QUOTE]
You underestimate Yahtzee's ability to find things to pick on.
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Come to think of it, I cannot [I]wait[/I] until his RDR review so I can see all the frothing fans claiming he's wrong in every aspect of his review.
The a majority of the games he doesn't hate are valve games. I wonder why...
[sp]Gabe threatened to eat him![/sp]
[QUOTE=General Omega;22335304]The a majority of the games he doesn't hate are valve games. I wonder why...
[sp]Gabe threatened to eat him![/sp][/QUOTE]
Valve make good games?
[QUOTE=radioactive;22335409]Valve make good games?[/QUOTE]
not that good
[QUOTE=poryon2;22335432]not that good[/QUOTE]
They can make a pretty solid singleplayer experience.
Yeah he frequently uses HL2 as an example of a "good sequel", and Portal is like the only game he's ever reviewed that he had nothing bad to say about.
He seemed like he was reluctant to even touch TF2, on the other hand, so the whole "I refuse to play multiplayer" thing still applies.
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now every time i go out at night i feel like bringing a flashlight (I live in a Forested area :tinfoil:)[/QUOTE]
aHAHAHAHAH THATS SO COOL MAN!!!! ^.^
[QUOTE=poryon2;22335432]not that good[/QUOTE]
Yahzee prefers singleplayer experiences where pacing and storytelling is the central part of the experience, and Valve are still champions on that front.
[QUOTE=usaokay;22345776]He didn't like L4D2 (despite the Australian version)[/QUOTE]
He didn't take a massive dump on it either, that's basically his way of approval :v:
Holy shit. This is the first review I've watched by zero punctuation and it's fucking hilarious.
another quality review
[QUOTE=usaokay;22345776]He didn't like L4D2 (despite the Australian version)[/QUOTE]
That's because he doesn't play online, so he played with bots.
And everyone knows that both L4D and L4D2 kinda suck when playing with bots.
[QUOTE=General Omega;22335304]The a majority of the games he doesn't hate are valve games. I wonder why...
[sp]Gabe threatened to eat him![/sp][/QUOTE]
Fuck off
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