• How To Not Give a Fuck About Pickup Lines
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5sbekF2BfQ[/media]
Actually mildly amusing, if not especially hilarious.
some of those pick up lines were funny. like the subway one. but It's hard to watch these videos because he's being such an idiot in front of strangers because many of those lines aren't funny at all and just make him look bad.
I could not be sober to do this.
I'm going to have to attempt the cleavage one. In b4 arrested for sexual harassment.
[QUOTE=Collin665;37472600]I'm going to have to attempt the cleavage one. In b4 arrested for sexual harassment.[/QUOTE] Just get the order right and you should be fine.
holy fuck that girl had huge boobs oh my god and he squeezed them I think it's fake but iunno D:
I'm pretty sure the cleavage girl was deliberately asking for i with the clothes she was wearing.
"nice shoes, wana fuck?"
Just imagine being on the other side of this.
Some of those were pretty funny, others just plain awful
Nice shoes wanna fuck? [editline]30th August 2012[/editline] god damn ninja'd
god DAMN 1:45.
That's what I get for not reading every comment
I have a big dick and a lot of money. I fucking shit myself.
"Fuck me if i'm wrong, but we have met before" Actually made me laugh.
I'm going out tonight. Definitely trying the space pants one.
it definitely does not help that he looks creepy as fuck lol
Seen a lot of these on Pick up Line Panda meme [url]http://www.quickmeme.com/Pickup-Line-Panda/[/url]
You already can't talk to girls properly if you resort to using pickup lines, save yourself looking like a dickhead and just speak to them normally or say nothing at all. I feel sorry for all the people who are saying they're seriously going to try these lines, clearly you have no knowledge on how to speak to a female, it just makes me cringe.
I have a big dick and a lot of money
[QUOTE=- Livewire -;37482235]You already can't talk to girls properly if you resort to using pickup lines, save yourself looking like a dickhead and just speak to them normally or say nothing at all. I feel sorry for all the people who are saying they're seriously going to try these lines, clearly you have no knowledge on how to speak to a female, it just makes me cringe.[/QUOTE] livewire! I present you with the Totally and Completely Understands Women Trophy! you've earned it my friend. you've earned it [img]http://www.calintoys.com/371-2900-thickbox/trophy-penis.jpg[/img]
Do those dick trophies actually exist
Is this the same guys who did Starcraft 2 pickup lines?
-snip- wrong thread guy has balls
Do you work at Subway? You give me a footlong.
[QUOTE=KaIibos;37482348]livewire! I present you with the Totally and Completely Understands Women Trophy![/QUOTE] I'm not claiming to understand women, that's actually an entire different subject all together which shows how poorly you understand this one, I'm just saying that if you actually use pickup lines seriously then you're fucking creepy as shit and every girl you try it on will laugh in your face. However, thanks for the trophy man!
[QUOTE=solid_jake;37482475]Do those dick trophies actually exist[/QUOTE] no, it's just a dildo disguised as a trophy [editline]31st August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=- Livewire -;37483818]I'm not claiming to understand women, that's actually an entire different subject all together which shows how poorly you understand this one, I'm just saying that if you actually use pickup lines seriously then you're fucking creepy as shit and every girl you try it on will laugh in your face. However, thanks for the trophy man![/QUOTE] I think the people here said they wanted to try these, not because it would get them women, but just to have fun with them. No, wait, they won't actually do it at all. You know those times when you say "Man, I gotta try this!" but then you don't actualy try it? Same thing.
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