• Evolution disproved!
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dACY-bLd7Ck[/media]
[I]Comments are disabled for this video.[/I] Color me surprised
This I can't What
I am successfully converted. [editline]16th September 2013[/editline] Now to move on and become the mega-being that we were all promised to become.
I couldn't even make it past the first 30 seconds. This makes absolutely no sense.
wow they cant even talk straight when a camera and microphone is shoved in their face. Christians 1, atheists 0
The ending is fucking golden. Evolution doesn't exist because it means that people could have evolved from cows. Suck it, science!
Is this satire? Because I can't really tell. Ok looking at the channel its obvious a satire. Or a moneymaking scam.
[QUOTE=cdrw5;42218617]Is this satire? Because I can't really tell.[/QUOTE] Unfortunately, this is just your average Evangelical youtube show.
"Look at Lenski's experiments of bacteria then" "What did the bacteria become then?" "Well, they're still bacteria but-" "That's not Darwinian evolution" All of my whats
Holy fuck this one is even better [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcJVTDIMLM0[/media]
some wolves evolved into dogs BAM, the guy in the video is a faggot
When a pokemon evolves it's still the same type of pokemon, pikachu can't evolve into charzard. Checkmate. [editline]16th September 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=meppers;42218769]some wolves evolved into dogs BAM, the guy in the video is a faggot[/QUOTE] BUT WOLVES AND DOGS ARE THE SAME TYPE.
Have you ever seen with your eyes a bird evolve into a spider? WRETCHED
It's kind of infuriating how the guy's trying to push the idea that Evolution can only be considered "valid" if an animal undergoes some sort of Pokemon-esque transformation where a raccoon becomes a bear in a puff of smoke and flash of light. He completely dismissed examples of evolution simply because you didn't see a macro-level change. Well, except for Darwin's Finches, but he deflected that bit of evidence by saying "they're still finches, they're still birds, right? They didn't change!" His entire set of interviews were nothing but clever word-play meant to present questions that are impossible to answer, and when the impossibility of said questions is brought up he dismisses the excuse (in this case, that Evolution doesn't work like that and takes place over millions of years) as pseudo-religious mumbo-jumbo that's simply indoctrinated on the poor children at a young age.
People go "microevolution is real but macroevolution isn't!!!" Fuck you. "Macroevolution" is just metric fucktons of "microevolution" It just takes so fucking long you can't notice or record it. Cunt.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;42218982]It's kind of infuriating how the guy's trying to push the idea that Evolution can only be considered "valid" if an animal undergoes some sort of Pokemon-esque transformation where a raccoon becomes a bear in a puff of smoke and flash of light. He completely dismissed examples of evolution simply because you didn't see a macro-level change. Well, except for Darwin's Finches, but he deflected that bit of evidence by saying "they're still finches, they're still birds, right? They didn't change!" His entire set of interviews were nothing but clever word-play meant to present questions that are impossible to answer, and when the impossibility of said questions is brought up he dismisses the excuse (in this case, that Evolution doesn't work like that and takes place over millions of years) as pseudo-religious mumbo-jumbo that's simply indoctrinated on the poor children at a young age.[/QUOTE] I'm willing to bet he interviewed more people but some of them called him out on the ridiculous questions or actually gave an answer he couldn't dance around.
[QUOTE=smurfy;42218684]Holy fuck this one is even better [/QUOTE] I like how most of this video is of a guy blathering on about random religious rhetoric while he goads students into responding how he'd like them to. It makes me wonder how much footage they had to wade through of people rejecting them outright.
[QUOTE=Bentham;42219032]I'm willing to bet he interviewed more people but some of them called him out on the ridiculous questions or actually gave an answer he couldn't dance around.[/QUOTE] That just makes the entire video even more insidious. This guy's encouraging people to not only buy these videos, but to show them to children. He's deliberately trying to push a set of cherry-picked statements as irrefutable proof that the "Evil Evolutionists" have got it wrong/are out of touch, and that the Gospel has won yet another victory. What makes it worse is that he [I]should've[/I] included the interviews he "lost." It's healthy to be forced to think about questions that go against your beliefs, especially ones that are technically "right." Instead, he's just fabricating a reality where he interviewed a wide set of "learned folk" who not only had no idea what they were actually talking about, but were easily defeated by a man using nothing but faith and the Bible.
[QUOTE=smurfy;42218684]Holy fuck this one is even better [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcJVTDIMLM0[/media][/QUOTE] My brain, it steams with frustration.
I didn't know Bill Nye was religious.
I love this type of stuff.
The sad part is that there are actually people out there who try to disprove evolution by using the "well this inanimate object hasn't evolved over time therefore evolution is all a lie praise Jesus" argument. Not forgetting those who think that a Cat will evolve into an Octopus or a Cow into an Eagle. IMO Religion causes lots of problems and sometimes churns out very ignorant, dumb people. (I'm not implying that all religious people are stupid or trying to slag off religion in general)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lovGSQ9miw[/media] At 3:25 he literally says that the origin of the Left/Right political orientations comes from how the Left "associated themselves with the Left hand of God" which in the Bible states that they're "destined for eternal damnation and hellfire." The Left did this because they're extremely Anti-God. He's also using this fact to state that he thinks something akin to the French Revolution (particularly the Reign of Terror) is going to happen in the United States, where the liberal left is going to kill the god-fearing conservative right in an orgy of blood and violence.
[QUOTE=smurfy;42218684]Holy fuck this one is even better [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcJVTDIMLM0[/media][/QUOTE] idk about religion but I wanna fuck this guy [img]http://puu.sh/4te28.jpg[/img]
You've never seen a bird give birth to a dog. Thus there is no evidence for evolution.
centuries of research disproved by one man. Give him a reward.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;42219376]He's also using this fact to state that he thinks something akin to the French Revolution (particularly the Reign of Terror) is going to happen in the United States, where the liberal left is going to kill the god-fearing conservative right in an orgy of blood and violence.[/QUOTE] Sounds like a blast
[QUOTE=Psycho9182;42219776]centuries of research disproved by one man. Give him a reward.[/QUOTE] I thought this was gonna be a parody of How homosexual was proven wrong via magnets. "You know Evolution? Does this Rock change over years? Does it become something else? NO! Does Water change over years? Does it become something else? NO! EVOLUTION DISPROVEDEH!" But yeah, this is sad.
So Unbiased!
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