Google's new shoe talks at you because why the fuck not.
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[video=youtube;VcaSwxbRkcE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcaSwxbRkcE[/video]
It's part of Google's new [URL="http://www.artcopycode.com/#/project/0"]Art, Copy, Code project[/URL]. So, yeah.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oU8YMwH.png[/IMG]
Great, so much fuckin' [I]shoes[/I] will start throwing ads at me now?
Nope.
[QUOTE=Riller;39861809][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oU8YMwH.png[/IMG]
Great, so much fuckin' [I]shoes[/I] will start throwing ads at me now?[/QUOTE]
"Run 5 feet to end commercial"
As much as I love Google and its products, im passing on this one. No thanks.
The world's most annoying shoe
It's all fun and games until it gets rainy.
[QUOTE=Riller;39861809][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oU8YMwH.png[/IMG]
Great, so much fuckin' [I]shoes[/I] will start throwing ads at me now?[/QUOTE]
You know that saying where your shoe size is proportional to your shlong?
Our smaller footed brethren are about to get a lot of penis pill ads
[QUOTE=AkujiTheSniper;39861852]"Run 5 feet to end commercial"[/QUOTE]
Finally, some motivation to exercise. Thanks google!
[QUOTE=Ericson666;39861907]You know that saying where your shoe size is proportional to your shlong?
Our smaller footed brethren are about to get a lot of penis pill ads[/QUOTE]
There might be some truth behind this.
I have huge feet and a generally large willy. Never really thought of the connection.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39862665]There might be some truth behind this.
I have huge feet and a generally large willy. Never really thought of the connection.[/QUOTE]
I for one am 6"4, shoe size 14 1/2. If everything is huge, my hands, my legs, my arms. It makes sense my dong is bigger too.
Downside is, my willy looks average as fuck, compared to my body.
Considering how annoyed it gets when you don't move, I'm betting this shoe will be the one to spark the robot uprising.
The first thing I think of is what the shoe would say if you jumped off a very tall building.
I need sleep
"what the hell did you just step in?"
I bet the guy stole the shoes from a google employee.
[I]"Why are you shaking your lower body so fast?"
"Be careful or you will tire yourself out!"[/I]
What a load of shit.
[QUOTE=ItsMozy;39862916]I for one am 6"4, shoe size 14 1/2. If everything is huge, my hands, my legs, my arms. It makes sense my dong is bigger too.
Downside is, my willy looks average as fuck, compared to my body.[/QUOTE]
God save those men with willy's of average as fuck length!
Think what it would be like to wear these on a very long car trip
"This is super boring" every 5 minutes
I gotta say, even though the concept is very stupid, the shoe looks pretty nifty
I would NOT play Basketball with those shoes unless they're resistant to getting stepped on a lot.
The "I love the feel of wind in my laces" line moved this from any chance of a innovative product to a creepy seductive shoe that tells you what it likes.
[i]I love it when you step in puddles and get me [b]all wet[/b], user.[/i]
Then you're on the train and forget to take them off.
"THIS IS SUPER BORING."
"Oh, uh, yeah, sorry guys, that was... my shoe... fuck, why did I buy these again?."
I love that a few people think this is a real product
"You've made me a very proud shoe."
It starts like this
Next thing you know we're being ruled by shoes
So it's come to this. Smart shoes.
[QUOTE=VeniVidiVici74;39865582]The "I love the feel of wind in my laces" line moved this from any chance of a innovative product to a creepy seductive shoe that tells you what it likes.
[i]I love it when you step in puddles and get me [b]all wet[/b], user.[/i][/QUOTE]
After a while it will start controlling the user.
"Come on, dear... I mean user, you [I]know[/I] you want to run today."
"EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW YOU GOT A SPIDER ON MY YOU FAT FUCKING PRICK I AM GOING TO TELL EVERYONE YOU MASTURBATE TO YOUR MOTHERS SOCKS"
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