KORMIT THE FREG - General - Facepunch Forum

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_JRcCafgeo[/media] [B]I apologize in advance...[/B] [I]Being a puppet hobbyist, I've had my Kermit replica for several years now. Somehow I feel ashamed that this is his first major outing.[/I]

The fact that you've got the voice down makes this even more disturbing

i almost choked on my gum, fuck

[t]http://oi60.tinypic.com/6qxw68.jpg[/t]

You'd better fucking do more of these.

[QUOTE=Brt5470;43961757]You'd better fucking do more of these.[/QUOTE] [t]http://oi61.tinypic.com/2drcuia.jpg[/t]

kormit pls

[t]http://oi57.tinypic.com/20h8qd3.jpg[/t]

where did you get that kermit and how do I get to pose for me

Oh I see you're a fellow Kermit the Frog voice enthusiast. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GX8nvPQvIw[/media] I too enjoy making kermit noises.

[QUOTE=Zuimzado;43962841]...how do I get to pose for me[/QUOTE] [t]http://oi57.tinypic.com/1129zjt.jpg[/t]

Ah this is good. Got any more puppets you can bring to the party?

Not bad.

[QUOTE=The DooD;43963230]Ah this is good. Got any more puppets you can bring to the party?[/QUOTE] Yep I have quite a few. I don't know if I'll be able to get them in on this tonight though.

I got a great idea. Make a Fiverr account and go head to head with Tyrone and Rog as kermit.

Kormit is a stone cold killer and loves all the bitches

I would like him to pose for me wearing a hat ( or just a pose would be okay.)

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this postmodern piece's commentary on society is quite profound

I don't know how I should feel about this.

[QUOTE=Combat Wombat;43966171]I don't know how I should feel about this.[/QUOTE] Avatar fits.

It ain't easy being green.

All I can think of is this .gif I have saved for Omegle. [IMG]http://puu.sh/71WWz.gif[/IMG] [editline]19th February 2014[/editline] Holy shit OP, you should make a video of you on Omegle with Kermit. Oh my god the potential.

Komit need to educate the rust forum. "Only one thread per server, kids!"

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you are a toilet?

[QUOTE=Brt5470;43963490]I got a great idea. Make a Fiverr account and go head to head with Tyrone and Rog as kermit.[/QUOTE] I've thought about using Fiverr for voice work, puppetry and so on before. I'm not saying no, but the last time I tried the site, I found that it's very oversaturated with content, and getting any attention at all can be a difficult task. I also recall something about not being able to delete your own account or something. Things might have changed since then, so who knows, I might give it another try. What exactly would Kormit do for people though? Doing a testimonial would just be Kermit, so it'd have to be something a bit bizarre. [QUOTE=theevilldeadII;43964978]I would like him to pose for me wearing a hat ( or just a pose would be okay.)[/QUOTE] I don't think I have a hat small enough. I'll see what I can do though! [QUOTE=soccerskyman;43968273]All I can think of is this .gif I have saved for Omegle. [IMG]http://puu.sh/71WWz.gif[/IMG] [editline]19th February 2014[/editline] Holy shit OP, you should make a video of you on Omegle with Kermit. Oh my god the potential.[/QUOTE] I don't know about Omegle. The problem with puppeteering properly and not the generic way that most people do with small hand puppets, is you need to either lay on your back with your arm extended, or you need to raise everything around you above your head. It's okay when filming random shots with a real camera, but it aches your arm very quickly. Maybe though. If I can think of something funny gimmick wise, or if you have any suggestions, I might consider it. [QUOTE=A_Pigeon;43971281]you are a toilet?[/QUOTE] Yep.

[QUOTE=Oddshot;43967767]It ain't easy being green.[/QUOTE] I know :C

[QUOTE=GoldenBalls;43971332]What exactly would Kormit do for people though? Doing a testimonial would just be Kermit, so it'd have to be something a bit bizarre.[/QUOTE] Add little bits of subtle bizarreness to each testimonial. Just enough to make them have a question or two after it's done. Along the likes of "Did something flash on the screen earlier?" or "Did his voice speed up really quickly there?"

Omg HAHAHAHHAHA