This machine destroys EVERYTHING. - General

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdgQJEdTA#movie_player[/media] If you're in the mood for mindless destruction and 90's music loops, you've come to the right place.

You better hope that thing destroys clocks, because you're about to get plenty. I won't give you one though, OP. Have a winner anyhow.

[QUOTE=BigOwl;37042375]You better hope that thing destroys clocks, because you're about to get plenty. I won't give you one though, OP. Have a winner anyhow.[/QUOTE] Fucking hell. Where is the fucking search option for Blue members? Because in this case, Google is very much not my friend.

I think this answers that age old question: Yes, it will blend. I wouldn't put my hands within 10 feet of that monster. Though I fucking lost it when they started dropping tampons into the machine

[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;37042478]Fucking hell. Where is the fucking search option for Blue members? Because in this case, Google is very much not my friend.[/QUOTE] Gold members threw blue search into the machine as well. Sorry.

I just want to see a roll of bubble wrap fed into it.

I saw a GIF somewhere of someone putting a [I]live cow[/I] on one. Fuckin' internet, man...

I like the sound it makes when something is crushed.

it's it's beautiful i must have one

Please more!

I dare you to put your dick in there...heh heh...

I wouldn't want to be in the same room as one of those things ever

Found the video. [url=http://robert-lindsay.blogspot.com/2009/10/four-animals-one-grinder.html?zx=c0e817fa7756f738]NSFW[/url] if you're unsure.

[QUOTE=Applecrap;37043131]Found the video. [url=http://robert-lindsay.blogspot.com/2009/10/four-animals-one-grinder.html?zx=c0e817fa7756f738]NSFW[/url] if you're unsure.[/QUOTE] That was horrible, but I had to see it. Curiosity is a fucking bitch.

BUT CAN IT DESTROY ITSELF?

[QUOTE=Kegan;37042508]I think this answers that age old question: Yes, it will blend. I wouldn't put my hands within 10 feet of that monster. Though I fucking lost it when they started dropping tampons into the machine[/QUOTE] Yeah. Why the feminine care products?

[QUOTE=Applecrap;37043131]Found the video. [url=http://robert-lindsay.blogspot.com/2009/10/four-animals-one-grinder.html?zx=c0e817fa7756f738]NSFW[/url] if you're unsure.[/QUOTE] In a thread centered around a machine that grinds up everything it touches and someone posts a suspiciously un-labeled NSFW video? So much nope. [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Penultimate;37043251]Yeah. Why the feminine care products?[/QUOTE] The machine was meant for recycling, so I guess it's implying women should all keep one of these handy to dispose of their bloodied vagina rags safely and as awesomely as possible.

Until I see it destroy diamonds I will not be impressed.

[QUOTE=HyperVyper;37043360]Until I see it destroy diamonds I will not be impressed.[/QUOTE] I don't think that would be an issue. Diamonds are hard, not indestructible.

[QUOTE=Applecrap;37043379]I don't think that would be an issue. Diamonds are hard, not indestructible.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure they could only be destroyed if the machine was also made of diamonds.

[QUOTE=latin_geek;37044047]Pretty sure they could only be destroyed if the machine was also made of diamonds.[/QUOTE] iirc you could crush a diamond with a hammer

Yeah well this machine kills Fascists.

The sounds are gruesome.

[QUOTE=BigOwl;37042547]Gold members threw blue search into the machine as well. Sorry.[/QUOTE] What does that accomplish

How does it compare with the Blendtec blender?

[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;37044372]How does it compare with the Blendtec blender?[/QUOTE] Bledtec better watch it's back, because this bad boy is coming for it.

Why Tampons and maxi-pads? [QUOTE=yuper11;37044231]What does that accomplish[/QUOTE] Because bad people were trying to hurt FP so garry decided to punish blue members. Don't worry though, garry said it's only temporary, 4 months ago.

[QUOTE=Applecrap;37043379]I don't think that would be an issue. Diamonds are hard, not indestructible.[/QUOTE] diamonds are actually pretty brittle. they're known for being rigid, not strong

Diamonds are made of carbon and they create CO2 when burned; buy tungsten rings instead.

[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;37043263]In a thread centered around a machine that grinds up everything it touches and someone posts a suspiciously un-labeled NSFW video? So much nope. [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] The machine was meant for recycling, so I guess it's implying women should all keep one of these handy to dispose of their bloodied vagina rags safely and as awesomely as possible.[/QUOTE] The video isn't really that bad. It is just dead corpses of animals being thrown into it. But holy fuck the post under that video is so fucked up it is hilarious.