A collection of horrible music that makes you want to kill yourself
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LET'S FIND SOME TRULY TERRIBLE SHIT
I'm talking, worst of the worst. Don't post stuff that just kind of sucks, or might suck according to your crappy opinion. Post some god awful, worse than torture, soul molestation music.
Feel free to post your own, threads with terrible ear perforating music are funny.
[b]Teen Hearts[/b]
We've all heard of brokencyde, that shit's old (horrible) news. But what's just as bad as brokencyde? A self described "temporary adult" version of it, aka we all dress up like hipsters and make the worst fucking music possible.
"Hands In The Air"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDLetuU3JY[/media]
There are absolutely no redeeming qualities about this song. Every single aspect of this is as bad as it could possibly be. It's created entirely on computer and the singer uses autotune because none of them have any musical talent whatsoever (clearly evident when they pretend to play the instruments), they dress like backwards hipster idiots, the video itself has bad editing, it has the worst uninspired, mind-numbing pop lyrics I've heard to date, shitty synths, and overall would have to be described as worse than death.
I think the Max guy was tricked into being in the band under the pretense that it's a parody.
Other atrocious songs by Teen Hearts
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azxOd0H7RX8[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZboibPjsq-I[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_0nG0zJXcE[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZZP556-F8I[/media]
"Whoa, whoa-hoh! Yeah!"
Do you want to end your own life yet?
[b]J.Kap[/b]
With a name like J.Kap you know it's gonna be good
"I Owe?"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1P38oxSuA8[/media]
The only thing you owe is that 4 minutes of my life and that bullet back. Am I the only one noticing a hipster trend to these?
[b]Hard Place[/b]
"Get Your Hopes Up"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je8PKCkpQhU[/media]
It's like one of those "random stuff" 90's videoclips, but this one is vomit inducingly hilarious.
[b]OBELISK & MC Cat Genius[/b]
"Pancaked"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leRbHxj8BKs[/media]
It's like a rap and a cover and a heammoroid all rolled into one.
[b]Scene Kidz[/b]
"Rocket to the Heart"
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i-uLxqwhKQ[/media]
uhhhh
[b]Kesha[/b]
that's right how did you not see that one coming
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OKlzm6BQ8A[/media]
I wake up in the morning feeling like a bloated, talentless whore, and I'm pretty sure brushing your teeth with a bottle of jack daniels is a clear sign of alcoholism. "If semen had alcohol content, I'd be drunk 24/7. But I already am."
I've filled up a few buckets, but I've got plenty more vomit where that came from. Do your worst guys, show me some more horrible crap. Get posting.
I'll add more to the OP when i find some.
does it even need to be mentioned
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII[/media]
Everyone should agree with this one [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=Dyret;20153494]Everyone should agree with this one [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]
Horrible. Just some random screams in a pop song.
[editline]12:47PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Wii60;20153345]does it even need to be mentioned
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII[/media][/QUOTE]
[b][i]Youuuuuuuuu[/i][/b]
everybody already knows about brokencyde
i was hoping to find new and interesting ways to murder my eardrums
Dont diss my KE$HA, completely agreeing with the talentless whore though.
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0:29 - 0:32 GIF PLEASE
EDIT: whats the code for media tags? [media][/media]
It's [dohtml] on other forums ^^
The music videos are just as bad as the music.
[QUOTE=FaythNihlus;20154216]Dont diss my KE$HA, completely agreeing with the talentless whore though.
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0:29 - 0:32 GIF PLEASE
EDIT: whats the code for media tags? It's [dohtml] on other forums ^^[/QUOTE]
Quoted so you can't edit :buddy:
[QUOTE=Porcupine162;20154323]Quoted so you can't edit :buddy:[/QUOTE]
:iceburn:
Keshia has some awesome music, have all her songs on my skiing playlist :3
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYdVEma-xs0[/media]
lol fjortis music
[editline]01:48PM[/editline]
starts at 1:00
[QUOTE=Cuel;20154539][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYdVEma-xs0[/media]
lol fjortis music
[editline]01:48PM[/editline]
starts at 1:00[/QUOTE]
Klockrent
why are they putting some sort of white cream on their lips
[QUOTE=Rusty101;20154562]why are they putting some sort of white cream on their lips[/QUOTE]
fjortis
what is fjortis
[editline]11:54PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jimmymi;20154538]Keshia has some awesome music, have all her songs on my skiing playlist :3[/QUOTE]
its not awesome music
teens acting cool
foundation, make-up, make-up, make-up, cleavage, talks weird and drinks/smokes
can also be guys but that's eughadahadfff
[editline]02:01PM[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llRKGnQeAcU[/media]
[QUOTE=Wii60;20153345]does it even need to be mentioned
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII[/media][/QUOTE]
Wow, that bitch really thinks that tattoos make you badass
[img]http://i3.ytimg.com/bg/bpqhOEGlI-1lS4GfAeV2vA/113.jpg?app=bg&v=4b70c7e8[/img]
Lady gaga.
that makes me to think about suicide.
[QUOTE=Rusty101;20154580]what is fjortis
[editline]11:54PM[/editline]
its not awesome music[/QUOTE]
thats your opinion.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg&feature=related[/media]
So cold.
even if it sucks, I find it quite catchy
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssopsCSKtfw[/media]
[QUOTE=Wii60;20153345]does it even need to be mentioned
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]
[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII[/URL]
[/QUOTE]
Yoihavdisnutingfoucalsojaboi.
[B]Translation:[/B] Hello, I have this new thing for you, I call it the Soldier Boy.
I miss when music had to make sense.
Kesha kinda has catchy songs though
and that J-kap dude owns
[QUOTE=Dyret;20153494]Everyone should agree with this one [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG2KMkQLZmI&feature=related[/media]
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