Uncover The Pattern - A Scar No One Else Can See - A Conspiracy Theory? About Carly Rae Jepsen - General

[video=youtube;jCFh0lJ-WAg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCFh0lJ-WAg[/video] [URL="https://docs.wixstatic.com/ugd/8eddc5_7b95bc84db01477cad073f37bee1fe62.pdf"]and the 149 page pdf[/URL] i'm nineteen pages and quarter of a beer in so far. i'll report back if i make it to the end

I read the whole thing, wtf. TLDR: All of Carly Rae Jepson's songs fall into one of 7 themes TEMPTATION (SEXUAL) OBSESSION LIMERENCE SECRETS ESCAPE REJECTION MISERY/LONGING And they all fit in one of 3 acts or between acts 1 and 2. [QUOTE]ACT I - LIMERENCE/TEMPTATION - Many songs fit into this; you’ve just met someone, and they might just be a friend, but not for long, as feelings are starting to happen and you can’t get them out of your head and are so excited…Even though it might be morally wrong or for some reason forbidden or a “mistake” to engage the person in this way. Usually, within this, there will be some mention of the feeling you’re experiencing being “new” and uncertain, different from anything you’ve experienced before. Often, there’s a contextualization of this person waking you up from a cynical, depressed or “lost” state. ACT II - OBSESSION/ESCAPE/SECRETS - This is the bulk of Jepsen’s music; it’s almost always on some level slightly frustrated, but still optimistic, as a relationship has formed from a platonic friendship, and even if that relationship must be kept secret, you “can’t get them out of your head” and are going “crazy” for them. This is where a lot of the “pitching” and “fantasizing” happens; explanation and re-explanation of you and your lover being the only ones for each other, and the only ones who can save one another from a dark, upsetting world. Cause you want them bad and you know this is meant to be. To the degree you might just show up where they are physically out of nowhere and be like “yo.” ACT III - REJECTION/MISERY - CURSES, FRIEND - ZONED AGAIN! Something’s gone off the rails and it’s ending, or ENDED, the person you loved has stepped away from you, often via geographical distance, and you’re left alone, miserable, wondering if they even remember you and praying that they don’t forget you, forever wanting them back and letting them know you’re still available. You will never get over it or them. Every song Carly Rae Jepsen has released, as well as all the unreleased songs I’ve heard,, fits into one of these three acts, with only two sort-of-kind-of exceptions (“Worldly Matters” and “Store”). Songs occasionally take place in the transition between 1 and 2 or 2 and 3 but never 1 and 3. [/QUOTE] This can be traced throughout her entire musical career, from her newest songs to her earliest songs written when she was 16. The basic story is She fell in love with someone that lived far away and had a girlfriend, had casual sex with him, she confesses her feelings and the guy refuses to date her, then goes back to his city and his girlfriend.

and so does every other modern tween-centric pop singer without songwriters

Jesus Christ, Neil Breen's ballsack made him go crazy.

That sure was trip.

ite so i'm a slow reader and i'm doing like a bunch of other things while i'm reading but like, fuckin' hell, the end of part 3 and the intro to part 4 fucked me up

[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;52679350]ite so i'm a slow reader and i'm doing like a bunch of other things while i'm reading but like, fuckin' hell, the end of part 3 and the intro to part 4 fucked me up[/QUOTE] I read the whole thing. There's a dark, dark, implication near the end. Max briefly hints at this, but the really serious, horrifying undercurrent I see is that [sp]Carly was, possibly, a victim of child abuse. The constant, unending obsession with secrecy, the utter impossibility of their love, this one central cataclysmic event in her life she cannot ever escape from, all present in the music she writes since she was 17, it reads (to an armchair psychologist asshole on the internet like me) like she's burdened with trauma, suffering from a sort of Stockholm Syndrome. The inability to move on, artistically, reminds me of some of the symptoms of Rape Trauma Syndrome, how the emotional baggage stays with people for years, never really going away.[/sp] Max Landis fucked me up, man.

Emotion's a really good album tbh

My friend's agent is her agent, I potentially could get this theory confirmed or denied? It might be crossing a line, however.

[QUOTE=red pan;52679745]My friend's agent is her agent, I potentially could get this theory confirmed or denied? It might be crossing a line, however.[/QUOTE] oh god, i can almost guarantee this has already reached them. if you think that it could have any influence, no matter how large or small, on whatever career you're currently attempting to further, then for the love of god, don't pursue this. it's not worth jeopardizing your actual real life stuff over a hilariously dumb irony-based thesis

oh. i just got to part 7. red pan, there'd be no point in even trying to contact jepsen or her agent about it anyway, he kinda covers that hypothetical in the document

what the fuck is going on in this thread

i mean it's fairly straightforward this guy wrote a 150 page document outlining how every single one of Carly Rae Jepsen's songs is about the same thing, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

As a secret Carly Rae Jepsen fan this was a super interesting read.

Is this an Ep3 ARG?

[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;52682018]Is this an Ep3 ARG?[/QUOTE] Carly Rae Jepsen is actually Alyx Vance, and the mystery person who broke her heart and never came back is Episode 3. Confirmed.

Carly Rae Jepsen was actually hired to play a new love interest character back in the early stages of development of episode 3. Around 2008/9. During development she developed a real connection with the character of Gordon Freeman. Even going as far as having a one night stand with a crowbar. However with Episode 3's development stalling and stopping, she lost all connection to the One Free Man, her heart broken she has spent close to 10 years putting her heartache into song. Carly Rae Jepsen is the ultimate Half Life fan

[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/lp0Lobb.png[/IMG] queen of Hell

I'll propose a counter conspiracy: the stupider Max Landis's hair looks, the saner he is.

What a hell of a ride this was.

[QUOTE=Gogeta SS4;52679416]I read the whole thing. There's a dark, dark, implication near the end. Max briefly hints at this, but the really serious, horrifying undercurrent I see is that [sp]Carly was, possibly, a victim of child abuse. The constant, unending obsession with secrecy, the utter impossibility of their love, this one central cataclysmic event in her life she cannot ever escape from, all present in the music she writes since she was 17, it reads (to an armchair psychologist asshole on the internet like me) like she's burdened with trauma, suffering from a sort of Stockholm Syndrome. The inability to move on, artistically, reminds me of some of the symptoms of Rape Trauma Syndrome, how the emotional baggage stays with people for years, never really going away.[/sp] Max Landis fucked me up, man.[/QUOTE] Can't imagine what he thinks happened to Taylor Swift if he came to that conclusion.

[QUOTE=plunger435;52684393]Can't imagine what he thinks happened to Taylor Swift if he came to that conclusion.[/QUOTE] He mentions Taylor a few times in the manifesto. "Taylor Swift’s love life is a matter of speculative public record. It’s a known fact amongst fans, like me, that the album 1989, Taylor’s career defining pop masterpiece, contains several songs written about Harry Styles." - Page 47

[QUOTE=plunger435;52684393]Can't imagine what he thinks happened to Taylor Swift if he came to that conclusion.[/QUOTE] There's no mystery to Taylor Swift, her way of dealing with one of her many breakups is to write about 3 songs about it. Jepsen's entire mystery seems to come from a past relationship with one person.

I hope he stops trying to copy his father's work, else children are going to die