Diemon Daves Ninja School.

[Nekrietns]

G'day Facepunch, I just spotted a goldmine for all you people who need help with beating those asshole jocks and such.

Welcome to Diemon Daves Ninja School, where you'll be taught proper Kung-Jitsu by the master himself.

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If you're still not convinced, I also bring 2 videos of Kung-Jitsu in action.

Part 1

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Part 2
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I hope you study well, and remember; Don't go ninjain' nobody don't need ninjain'.

Fuck me, how do I media tag properly?

[Woes]

this is how you media tag shit

[.media]url[/media] without the period at the front

[Nekrietns]

Which is what I did, somehow it broke, but I'll try again.

[Lerlth]

Where did he learn Ninjutsu? I WANT TO GO THERE!

[Nekrietns]

He states in the Jerry Springer clips that he learned it by watching Chuck Norris and Jean Claude Van Damme movies and practicing in the mirror.