Just in time for Spring and Easter...
[video=youtube;8UjijxLUfvc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UjijxLUfvc[/video]
ME SCROOBLE NOW.
Good god that's horrifying...
The Sims 4
I've never been so afraid
I now know true evil.
No wonder these things are banned from sale in the US
ME UNSABALLE
SOCKADOUBE
DOUBLE SHOCKADOUBE
Shockadoube is now me new favorite word
D-did he just commit suicide at the end?
[QUOTE=Zet;44565419]D-did he just commit suicide at the end?[/QUOTE]
I think it was meant to be humpty dumpty
[QUOTE=Ziirxia;44565544]I think it was meant to be humpty dumpty[/QUOTE]
well given that all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put humpty together again I conclude that if this was indeed supposed to be humpty dumpty then he did indeed commit suicide
Thats disturbing, that had genuine flinch moments in it.
[QUOTE=healthpoint;44564300]No wonder these things are banned from sale in the US[/QUOTE]
Really? cause i see them here in Florida at Polish stores all the time
i remember this ad
big pimping
[QUOTE=noh_mercy;44566169]Really? cause i see them here in Florida at Polish stores all the time[/QUOTE]
I believe it's something to do with the plastic toy being inside it.
Apparently the US thinks people are dumb enough to eat the egg with the toy still in it and kill themselves.
[QUOTE=Chocolate.;44566548]I believe it's something to do with the plastic toy being inside it.
Apparently the US thinks people are dumb enough to eat the egg with the toy still in it and kill themselves.[/QUOTE]
What a shame. When I was little I would buy these things all the time, most of the time you would get toys that you can put together, like I got mini parts to build a toy boat and constructed it n stuff. It was way better than getting p.o.s. mcdonalds toys.
[QUOTE=Chocolate.;44566548]I believe it's something to do with the plastic toy being inside it.
Apparently the US thinks people are dumb enough to eat the egg with the toy still in it and kill themselves.[/QUOTE]
They're illegal because you can't contain non edible items inside something that is edible in the USA. They're sold here now because the plastic bit isn't fully inside the egg
[img]http://content.animalnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/kinderegg.png[/img]
Just a loophole to get around the law, really
[QUOTE=TheTalon;44566960]They're illegal because you can't contain non edible items inside something that is edible in the USA. They're sold here now because the plastic bit isn't fully inside the egg
[img]http://content.animalnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/kinderegg.png[/img]
Just a loophole to get around the law, really[/QUOTE]
Except those are not Kinder Eggs, they're made by a different company, using different toys, and different chocolate.
[QUOTE=TheTalon;44566960]
[img]http://content.animalnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/kinderegg.png[/img]
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"Oh my god JC a bomb !"
It's like Jabba the Hutt had sex with an egg.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDA9bB26Y_g[/media]
jesus fuck
I remember this being on UK TV when I was a child. Made me giggle.
the 90s were the most horrifying decade for children
they're illegal in the US because Mexican drug cartels kept putting weed in the toy capsules
[QUOTE=meppers;44575288]they're illegal in the US because Mexican drug cartels kept putting weed in the toy capsules[/QUOTE]
Might as well ban cars because illegal immigrants keep hiding inside of cars to get over the border.
humpty dumpty was never said or implied to be an egg.
so just picture a person when saying the rhyme next time.
I thought they were banned because some kid legitimately choked to death on one? (kid or not that shits natural selection)
I brought half a dozen of these back to the US from Munich and it said in multiple spots in customs SPECIFICALLY not to bring kinder eggs through, pictures and everything. A friend of mine bought a 60 count box and he got a citation and his kinder eggs confiscated coming out of Canada
shits dumb
"CHOCADOOBIE"
"Cuh Swabble ?"
"OOHHH THEEE GRAVIITYYY"
'ME SCROOBLE NOW"
I can barley make out what the hell he says, these are my best guesses, also the cuh swabble part sounds like something else...
I wish they would just start selling kinder eggs with no toy inside or anything. I just [I]need[/I] to taste the chocolate again.
Holy shit it's this commercial.
God damn I almost forgot about this thing. It always cracked me up as a kid.
I was a pretty fucked up kid.
[QUOTE=Tmaxx;44575565]humpty dumpty was never said or implied to be an egg.
so just picture a person when saying the rhyme next time.[/QUOTE]
Why does it have to be a person? Apparently it originally was a cannon or something sitting on top of a wall protecting a city, and after firing, it fell off the wall and was too heavy to be lifted back into place
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