• Harry Potter Kinect, now featuring your mutliated nightmare face
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[video=youtube;OXizEuYzLRI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXizEuYzLRI[/video] probably late but the search function can't be used and I'm lazy
The old Chamber of Secrets game was rad
That looks horrifically bad.
I am actually fairly certain this is from an Aphex Twin music video [editline]2nd June 2012[/editline] [video=youtube;uP_3goBZj1Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP_3goBZj1Y[/video]
"So Jeff, I've been browsing around the internet lately..." "Jesus Christ Bob, are you drunk right now?" "Yes, but that's irrelevant-" "It's 9 AM on a Monday!" "I said it's irrelevant, besideds, I started drinking yesterday; anyway, I've got an idea for the next big kinect hit." "Look, Bill, I don't feel comfortable bastardizing any more pop culture icons from my childhood." "Man up for a second Jeff, and it's not from YOUR childhood this time. Okay, anyway, you remember how I said I'd been browsing the internet last night?" "Yes." "Well, I found this site entirely dedicated to Harry Potter stories..." "Oh god." "This is about the point I started drinking, but that is again, irrelevant." "You've got vomit on your shirt, Bob..." "IRRELEVANT! Anyway, I started browsing some of these stories, and I noticed that most of them had a similar vibe in that most of the characters seemed to be self inserts of teenage girls and that the stories contained a lot of homo eroticism..." "Bob, we can't make a Harry Potter game about-" "That's not what WE'RE making, I've already been on the line to a nice Japanese man in the dating sim racket for that one, no, what we're making is a Harry Potter adventure game." "Oh, well that doesn't sound so-" "And we're adding face recognition compatibility so you can make an in game avatar with your face on it." "Uh..." "I've already got the boys at R'n'D cooking something up, NOW, Jeff, I crashed my car on the way here and I've been drinking straight rye since sometime last night. I need you to make me an alibi and also to drive me to the emergency room." And then Bob passed out onto the floor.
is this part of some evil mastermind's plan to give children nightmares so he can use them as fuel for his death ray
[QUOTE=Eric95;36167572]The old Chamber of Secrets game was rad[/QUOTE] Best game of my childhood.
Kinect is such a fuckin joke... Pseudo-interactive movies, nothing more.
I think some of it looks quite good. The scenes from the movies look cool and the main characters look pretty sweet, but you just know it's gonna be a load of wank because they'll throw in some bullshit kinect capabilities at every chance they get.
The face feature is going to be fucking hilarious.
[QUOTE=Marden;36167733]The face feature is going to be fucking hilarious.[/QUOTE] Put your ass to the camera ass face.
[QUOTE=J!NX;36167769]Put your ass to the camera ass face.[/QUOTE] Postal?
Call me back when they make a good shooter.
[QUOTE=Komeight;36167793]Postal?[/QUOTE] Postal? more like P[I]ASS[/I]TAL!
[img]http://niggaupload.com/images/13Z0.png[/img] Christ
Use that Cat or Ainsley.
PS2/PC games are superior.
Some one PLEASE put Max Payne's face through this. [IMG]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm225/SkywardDescent/Max-Payne1copy.png[/IMG] [B]FUCK YEAH.[/B]
Why do they constantly make every single harry potter game look like utter crap???
I don't think a single character changed facial expressions the whole trailer
Why does Hermione look like a dude? Or the dudes look like Hermione.
Oh man i'm seriously going to buy this once its like 5 - 10 euro. Just for the good laughs that i will have while putting various objects and faces as a 'student of Hogwarts'
Face was fucking hilarious, but together with the crappy mocap it just looked terrible. Just goes to show high res textures and a lot of polies aren't going to make your game look good on their own.
can't wait to play as dickface wizards
That was actually hysterical.
I'm gonna get this game just so I can use my ass for my character's face :v: Edit: Fuck, late
[QUOTE=mr apple;36168304]Why do they constantly make every single harry potter game look like utter crap???[/QUOTE] You gotta say that they are pretty consistent.
Who wants to bet MS's E3 press conference is about 50% of just this game
[QUOTE=KorJax;36169164]Who wants to bet MS's E3 press conference is about 50% of just this game[/QUOTE] The other 50% is someone playing the game while giving no context about whats going on
[QUOTE=Archimedes;36167631]"So Jeff, I've been browsing around the internet lately..." "Jesus Christ [b]Bill[/b], are you drunk right now?" ... ... "You've got vomit on your shirt, [b]Bob[/b]..." ... "[b]Bob[/b], we can't make a Harry Potter game about-" ... And then [b]Bob[/b] passed out onto the floor.[/QUOTE] So, is his name Bob or Bill?! Anyways that does not look good at all
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