poor guy, he's just like a zombie in DR2
especially stumbling after being hit with coins
[QUOTE=G-foxisus;27670532]Just kick him in the nuts[/QUOTE]
what if I don't have nuts
That was so real. He was a dangerous attacker.
"Watch how I turn this magazine into a powerful weapon"... yeah
At first it seems pretty good with the slashing and pen in the leg, but really.. "Splash water in his face will disorientate him enough to let you get away" :downs:
..and turn almost anything into a weapon[B]BOOM[/B]
[QUOTE=Zyx;27670619]At first it seems pretty good with the slashing and pen in the leg, but really.. "Splash water in his face will disorientate him enough to let you get away" :downs:[/QUOTE]
What if you have hot coffee instead of water? Or maybe boiling water.
[url=http://fragg.me/video/dildo-fight][i]Watch how I turn this dildo into a powerful weapon.[/i][/url]
That lady had crazy bitch eyes
:byodood:
[QUOTE=sebmck;27670707][url=http://fragg.me/video/dildo-fight][i]Watch how I turn this dildo into a powerful weapon.[/i][/url][/QUOTE]
You have dildos lying around? Wait, you [i]own[/i] a dildo in the first place? I don't want to know...
[QUOTE=Zyx;27670619]At first it seems pretty good with the slashing and pen in the leg, but really.. "Splash water in his face will disorientate him enough to let you get away" :downs:[/QUOTE]
I assume you've never had water thrown in your face.
Yes because throwing a drink in the attackers face will make them fall backwards
cause you would have enough time to roll a magazine when getting attacked
[editline]26th January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=sebmck;27670707][url=http://fragg.me/video/dildo-fight][i]Watch how I turn this dildo into a powerful weapon.[/i][/url][/QUOTE]
how i just hate going out of my frontdoor.. minding my own buisness.. and then BAM raped by an guy waiting for me with a Dildo..!
poor guy
[QUOTE=deano270;27671148]Yes because throwing a drink in the attackers face will make them fall backwards[/QUOTE]
But thats what the movies taught me and they dont lie.
[QUOTE=sebmck;27670707][url=http://fragg.me/video/dildo-fight][i]Watch how I turn this dildo into a powerful weapon.[/i][/url][/QUOTE]
That was pretty gay.
[QUOTE=Zyx;27670619]At first it seems pretty good with the slashing and pen in the leg, but really.. "Splash water in his face will disorientate him enough to let you get away" :downs:[/QUOTE]
It will piss him off, not only will he be taking your money, but instead of leaving after taking your money, He'll kick your ass too, waterboy
[QUOTE=miscreanity;27670935]You have dildos lying around? Wait, you [i]own[/i] a dildo in the first place? I don't want to know...[/QUOTE]
Well, this is a thing that most facepunchers have never heard of, it's called "girlfriend". The man in the video might have a girlfriend and it might be her dildo.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;27671567]Well, this is a thing that most facepunchers have never heard of, it's called "girlfriend". The man in the video might have a girlfriend and it might be her dildo.[/QUOTE]
Most girlfriends don't need a dildo unless you have a small penis and cant satisfy them enough.
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