How to cook a Krabby Patty - General

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Good god.

I honestly couldn't describe this video. I can't process

AANNANAUUGHANANAUEEGHH Fuck is wrong with this kids voice

this child is an insult to all cooks worldwide both in his demonstration prowess and his overall ability to form a burger patty i almost cried when i saw his excuse for a patty [img]http://i.imgur.com/KLZDcR1.png[/img] fifty years of hard labor for the failed fry cook

He ate fucking raw meat ,goddamn

Why is he wearing his apron under his shirt?

What the fuck the last video he uploaded [video=youtube;5VaaM9tGngQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VaaM9tGngQ&list=UUQp5zjsB7t9x1zFT68e-uFw[/video]

This is some sort of psychological deficiency right? I refuse to believe every <number> year old kid is as annoying as this. His voice, his mannerisms. What the hell. I'm selling my testicles on ebay if they're all like this. Cant handle this kid.

this kid has to be some kinda comedic genius or something there's no way you can be this retarded [video=youtube;zM_riDV3twk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM_riDV3twk&index=12&list=UUQp5zjsB7t9x1zFT68e-uFw[/video]

[QUOTE=Shark Cat;46191642]this kid has to be some kinda comedic genius or something there's no way you can be this retarded [video=youtube;zM_riDV3twk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM_riDV3twk&index=12&list=UUQp5zjsB7t9x1zFT68e-uFw[/video][/QUOTE] I have not laughed this fucking hard in ages, thank you for this

[QUOTE=Swineflu;46191467]He ate fucking raw meat ,goddamn[/QUOTE] At least he's got good taste. Rare > anything else

these are too well made to not be a joke

[QUOTE=redBadger;46192290]At least he's got good taste. Rare > anything else[/QUOTE] Not for ground beef ya dingus

[QUOTE=Zeeky;46192429]Not for ground beef ya dingus[/QUOTE] Hamburgers are nice with a little bit of pink in the middle tho.

I just watched a severely autistic kid give himself food poisoning

[QUOTE=RichyZ;46192450]im glad you guys finally found doubleswee [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsuzeuDCDm4[/media] what happens when a kid with severe autism has inattentive parents and an unlimited supply of money? watch the videos on his channel to find out![/QUOTE] Who is filming this shit though? I doubt his parents would approve of him goin nuts about Mr Krabs being a jew and other shit like that.

That poor kid holy shit that made every part of my body that knows how to cook just scream in agony

this is culinary murder

he places the raw meat in the skillet then rubs a stick of butter all over skillet then saves rest of butter congrats that stick of butter is ruined now

um that is a comedy channel guys (IT'S ACTED)

i refuse to believe this person actually exists

[IMG]http://www.comicsandmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Angry-Kitchen-300x174.jpg[/IMG] [b]FUCKING DONKEY[/b]

Nooo why is it this shitty video again this kid brings shame to the entire human race Who the fuck puts celery in a hamburger?

Lost it at "Don't forget the salad." * grabs celery*

[QUOTE=Ownederd;46192446]Hamburgers are nice with a little bit of pink in the middle tho.[/QUOTE] Hell nah, ground beef should always be fully cooked, greater chance for you to catch something. Steak is totally different.

[QUOTE=redBadger;46192290]At least he's got good taste. Rare > anything else[/QUOTE] It wasn't rare though it was raw meat.

Kid sounds like he's about to burst into tears at any second.

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;46195075]Kid sounds like he's about to burst into tears at any second.[/QUOTE] I didn't know Gaben had a son

[QUOTE=Ownederd;46192446]Hamburgers are nice with a little bit of pink in the middle tho.[/QUOTE] Geez y'all are pussies. Ground beef is 10x better with a good but of pink