Never realized how much I needed more Keanu in my life. Just have him do every ad.
Keanu is his own meme. He could sell me hotdogs and I'd be convinced.
I love his deadpan humor. Keanu doesn't have a lot of funny roles (outside of Bill & Ted) but his trademark delivery lends itself to jokes pretty well.
[QUOTE=Zenreon117;53089326]Keanu is his own meme. He could sell me hotdogs and I'd be convinced.[/QUOTE]
He could do a ad for genital herpes and i’d buy it even though i don’t have genital herpes.
Keanu with long hair and a beard reminds me a bit of Viggo Mortensen in LOTR
Keanu Reeves is the best.
Also he's one of those people who looks good with and without facial hair.
And also with and without long hair.
the first ad convinced me his old age has given him a perfect narrator voice
i want to buy a keanu reeves motorcycle
I wish Keanu Reeves was my friend.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;53089738]i want to buy a keanu reeves motorcycle[/QUOTE]
hope you have $78,000
Those motorcycles are fucking sexy
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;53089738]i want to buy a keanu reeves motorcycle[/QUOTE]
I want to buy Keanu Reeves
[QUOTE=SoUl_ReApEr2;53091017]I want to buy Keanu Reeves[/QUOTE]
"[I]i want to Keanu his Reeves[/I] "
These made me realize Keanu would be perfect for a live action Xavier: Renegade Angel.
[QUOTE=https://www.archmotorcycle.com/method-143/]... This progressively designed motorcycle will be limited to [B]only 23 units.[/B][/QUOTE]
Damn, wonder what the price tag on that'll be.
Who drives a sports bike in the dessert?
I'm jealous of Keanu now. Keanu has a giant ghost Keanu in the sky with whom he can consult with. I wish I had a giant ghost Keanu in the sky giving me advice.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;53092313]I'm jealous of Keanu now. Keanu has a giant ghost Keanu in the sky with whom he can consult with. I wish I had a giant ghost Keanu in the sky giving me advice.[/QUOTE]
A giant sky Keanu and/or a giant Sky Morgan Freeman is something sorely lacking in many peoples lives.
[QUOTE=BlackBirdNL;53092200]Who drives a sports bike in the dessert?[/QUOTE]
Ikr? You'd think the whipped cream would slow it down.
I find Squarespace to be a really shitty service but I appreciate a good ad when I see one.
[QUOTE=Thomo;53089730]This first ad has convinced me to go to the desert to make my website.[/QUOTE]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TWn32rbVmI[/media]
[QUOTE=Zenreon117;53089326]Keanu is his own meme. He could sell me hotdogs and I'd be convinced.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube_share;CKMn5XKpl38]http://youtu.be/CKMn5XKpl38[/video]
[QUOTE=J.Barnes;53092994]A giant sky Keanu and/or a giant Sky Morgan Freeman is something sorely lacking in many peoples lives.[/QUOTE]
I would really like a giant sky Samuel L Jackson.
[QUOTE=BlackBirdNL;53092200]Who drives a sports bike in the dessert?[/QUOTE]
arch motorcycles are a bit hard to define but that's a cruiser, not a sports bike
wait which video are you talking about - are you talking about the first one where it's in the background? because the answer to that is "keanu reeves"
god I wish I was that motorcycle
it would be an honour to have Keanu ride you
[QUOTE=DaBeaver;53093710]I would really like a giant sky Samuel L Jackson.[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure I could handle that.
"GET THE FUCK UP, MOTHERFUCKER!" and he's just looking in your window each morning.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;53093971]I'm not sure I could handle that.
"GET THE FUCK UP, MOTHERFUCKER!" and he's just looking in your window each morning.[/QUOTE]
I'm 100% ok with this.
[QUOTE=Citrus705;53093941]god I wish I was that motorcycle
it would be an honour to have Keanu ride you[/QUOTE]
i'd rather ride keanu tbqh
[QUOTE=jimbobjoe1234;53089742]I wish Keanu Reeves was my friend.[/QUOTE]
He uses public transport systems a lot. It's apparently really easy to meet him around the cities when he films for a movie. He is just a regular citizen like others.
He is not binding himself to other people a lot though, due to all the shit that happened to him privately. in his life.
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