If God can do anything, why doesn't He just put Himself in a form that doesn't turn humans into trees?
Really eye opening actually.
Obviously fake. Nothing in our known universe can generate a giant skeleton out of fucking dust in milliseconds.
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;46345863]Obviously fake. Nothing in our known universe can generate a giant skeleton out of fucking dust in milliseconds.[/QUOTE]
did you not just see god do it?
[sp]fukin' idiot[/sp]
Is it me or did he gain weight.
[QUOTE=JudgeDredd;46345893]did you not just see god do it?
[sp]fukin' idiot[/sp][/QUOTE]
Stop it you're triggering me
At first I didn't understand where God was coming from, but now I can behold the entire universe in a single second and understand that what we define as reality is just a single note in a grand symphony of unimaginable magnitude with no true beginning or end. I was pretty clear on things after that. Good interview overall.
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;46343638][video=youtube;Vo1IwmaUz90]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo1IwmaUz90[/video][/QUOTE]
Shocking that, despite everything, it's the Onion that gave a pretty respectful representation of what it likely would be like.
Shit, I need a drink.
That was surprisingly poignant and elegant coverage for the Onion of all places. I wish they would retire their satire (rhyme!) and focus more on sentimental coverage like this.
[QUOTE=Swineflu;46343745]Holy shit, why the skellington tho[/QUOTE]
God is in us all
There are two kinds of deity that make sense to me:
Inbreeding, inebriated idiots who do whatever the fuck they want (greek gods).
And the idea of an incomprehensible, arcane, mind-shattering entity which just happened to do something that made things the way they are as part of an equally incomprehensible plan and that melts the minds of any lesser being that lays eyes on it.
Should have interviewed Cthulhu, he's a much nicer guy.
[QUOTE=Loadingue;46349322]Should have interviewed Cthulhu, he's a much nicer guy.[/QUOTE]
I hear he made the Onion very [I]mad[/I] with some of his stances on politics though.
Seems about right, though I doubt the camera would survive.
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[QUOTE=Jamsponge;46344289]If God can do anything, why doesn't He just put Himself in a form that doesn't turn humans into trees?[/QUOTE]
Well supposedly he did, and then we nailed him to cut up bits of trees.... so...
He forgot to cover his eyes before facing god, what an idiot.
Clearly never read the bible.
What happens if you replace the reporter's screaming with the screaming from [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NCcxAOKlL0]this video?[/url]
don't gaze into Chaos kids
[QUOTE=Swineflu;46343745]Holy shit, why the skellington tho[/QUOTE]
Because skeletons are our true form.
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